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[NSC] Worst albion player you can remember



colinz

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Oct 17, 2010
862
Auckland
John Ruggiero, Ryan Harley and a special mention for Wayne Henderson who made more mistakes while blaming others, bigging himself up as the Messiah who saved us from FDM's kicking and virtually single handedly relegated us. I could mention others, but others already have:)

Bit harsh on Ruggiero, scored a great equaliser at the Dell opening gane of 77/78 season, giving me an Albion highlight.
 




GloryDays

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Jul 5, 2011
1,656
Leyton, E10.
Anyone remember Lorenzo Pinamonte? He must make the list. We loaned him from Brentford I think.

J Loc also a shockingly recent contender. Absolutely junk.
 


rocker959

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Jan 22, 2011
2,802
Plovdiv Bulgaria
Les Berry
 


big nuts

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Jan 15, 2011
4,868
Hove
Leon Best.
Peter Smith.
Elvis Manu.

I seem to remember Mark Ormerod being quite pants or am I misremembering?

I’m not sure anyone voted player of the season should be part of this discussion. He wasn’t very good, but many more above him for the worst player accolade.
 


Gwylan

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Jul 5, 2003
31,405
Uffern
Anyone remember Lorenzo Pinamonte? He must make the list.

That's certainly not my memory - he looked rather decent. We wanted to buy him but that was a non-starter so we looked for another option instead. Picked up a young lad called Zamora - he turned out OK
 




Guinness Boy

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Jul 23, 2003
34,547
Up and Coming Sunny Portslade
Kemi Agustien, fat useless and simply couldn't be arsed.

Still stealing a living playing for Mickleover Sports in the Northern Premier League!!

This.

I never expected most of the pub players we attracted in the gory years to be any good. Since they kept us in the league (just) you could argue even the worst of them were at least trying (possibly not Glen Thomas or Ashley Neal - but most of them).

But here we have someone with supposed big club pedigree, the proper show off Twitter account and WAG who was meant to IMPROVE us in the Championship who was perhaps the most useless and frustrating player of the entire Amex era (and he's taking on Akpom, Best and Obika).
 




GloryDays

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Jul 5, 2011
1,656
Leyton, E10.
That's certainly not my memory - he looked rather decent. We wanted to buy him but that was a non-starter so we looked for another option instead. Picked up a young lad called Zamora - he turned out OK

Really? Blimey.

I just remember him being wholly immobile and drilling freekicks in to the wall. Still, I was about 14 so my memory has been corrupted with various chemicals since then. I suppose I don't recall anyone ever slagging him off so I'll take your word for it.
 






Kosh

'The' Yaztromo
It’s interesting this one, I’m focusing (this time, as this crops up quite regularly) on players who were (in my opinion) not great yet seemed to play every week without fail:

Paul McDonald, decent at home non existent away.
Gary Hobson, truly the slowest defender I can ever remember watching - and I watched him too many times for my sanity.
Andrew Whing, had his supporters - he was awful in my book, tried hard but suffered from a chronic lack of tangible ability.
George (immobile) Parris - couldn’t run, or even jog by the time he joined us - yet played virtually every game around our worst few seasons ever.

There were more I’m sure, and (yes) they all come from those darker days of yore - I guess, beggars couldn’t be choosers and it’s subjective too, BUT I was (and remain agog) amazed that lot amassed so many appearances between them ... truly astonished.

There were one or two who grew on me, Richie Barker: my God I thought he was absolutely awful when he arrived from Sheff Wed - soooo slow, terrible first touch, running perpetually in treacle... but he got better, slowly almost so slowly it wasn’t actually happening before he blossomed into a very decent lower league target man... a testimony to graft, tenacity and playing to your strengths.
 
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golddene

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Jul 28, 2012
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Don't agree with this. If Whiteside had not injured him in F A Cup final, Brighton may have won the game without extra time.

Agree with this, probably wouldn't have conceded the equaliser had he not had been assaulted by Shiteside, I remember turning to my mate when Wilkins (RIP) cut in from their right, saying no worries he never scores ! only for him to enleash that unstoppable shot ! Have learnt to keep my mouth shut since.
 


Cowfold Seagull

Fan of the 17 bus
Apr 22, 2009
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George (immobile) Parris - couldn’t run, or even jog by the time he joined us - yet played virtually every game around our worst few seasons ever.

George Parris may well have b een physically slow, but he certainly had an agile mind, I well remember that occasion at the Goldstone where he lurked out of sight behind the goalkeeper, and as soon as the keeper dropped the ball ready to kick it downfield, Parris swiftly robbed him and turned the ball into the net. So funny!
 






Kosh

'The' Yaztromo
George Parris may well have b een physically slow, but he certainly had an agile mind, I well remember that occasion at the Goldstone where he lurked out of sight behind the goalkeeper, and as soon as the keeper dropped the ball ready to kick it downfield, Parris swiftly robbed him and turned the ball into the net. So funny!

I’d forgotten about that to be fair - yes he could read the game, but lacked the physicality required in cm during his time with us... sometimes he was literally chasing shadows for 90 mins... it was hard to watch.

But kudos for mentioning that bit of trickery... He certainly wasn’t our worst ever that’s for sure!
 


Not Andy Naylor

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Dec 12, 2007
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Seven Dials
Darren Hughes. Signed by Mullery from Shrewsbury on the strength of a good performance against us. He was shite in every game, then was sold to Port Vale and played against us in the very next game. Needless to say, he was brilliant and scored the winner. .
 


Cowfold Seagull

Fan of the 17 bus
Apr 22, 2009
21,730
Cowfold
I’d forgotten about that to be fair - yes he could read the game, but lacked the physicality required in cm during his time with us... sometimes he was literally chasing shadows for 90 mins... it was hard to watch.

But kudos for mentioning that bit of trickery... He certainly wasn’t our worst ever that’s for sure!

Take on board what you say, but to be fair to him, we did sign him right at the end of his career, so no great surprise that he had slowed right up by then.

Come to think of it, we have signed a lot of players either right at the beginning of successful careers, or taken them on right at the end. They did the business for other clubs, but not for us!
 


Gwylan

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Jul 5, 2003
31,405
Uffern
Take on board what you say, but to be fair to him, we did sign him right at the end of his career, so no great surprise that he had slowed right up by then.

Come to think of it, we have signed a lot of players either right at the beginning of successful careers, or taken them on right at the end. They did the business for other clubs, but not for us!

Remember Frank Stapleton? We were quite excited about such a big name but he played like he was pushing a zimmer frame
 




rocker959

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Jan 22, 2011
2,802
Plovdiv Bulgaria
Remember Frank Stapleton? We were quite excited about such a big name but he played like he was pushing a zimmer frame

Dreadfull
 


Icy Gull

Back on the rollercoaster
Jul 5, 2003
72,015
For disappointment Valur Gislasson by a country mile. On our knees and playing at Gillingham when Arsenal loan us an Icelandic International (one for the future) who lived up to all the jokes about playing for Iceland the shop not the country

Who was that other highly hyped and over rated Arsenal forward we had on loan at Withdean? Absolute shite
 


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