Surely Palace can't... 16/17

[Seagull over Canaryland]

There are real fans at the core of every club and like us they feel the ups and downs of the rollercoaster that is being a football fan. I have no beef with sensible fans who understand their football.

You can understand the fears of real Palace fans not only for their current momentum on the pitch and increasingly some of the decisons being made behind the scenes. Their PL status and all that nice Sky money looking seriously at risk. High hopes of a rosy future bankrolled by US investors must be in doubt. Huge wages bill. Fans offering out Players and vice versa. Undignified spats between Palace old boys in hospitality. No meaningful improvements to their grotty ground to show for several years in the PL. A complete implosion in progress.

My GP happens to be a Palace fan - last time I consulted him we spoke for 2-3 minutes about me and then for several minutes about CPFC. It's quite amusing to have to counsel your own GP. Well before Xmas he readily admitted that Pardew had to go. I wonder how he feels now? So I'm looking forward to my next routine consultation......

 

[Wrong-Direction]

There are real fans at the core of every club and like us they feel the ups and downs of the rollercoaster that is being a football fan. I have no beef with sensible fans who understand their football.

You can understand the fears of real Palace fans not only for their current momentum on the pitch and increasingly some of the decisons being made behind the scenes. Their PL status and all that nice Sky money looking seriously at risk. High hopes of a rosy future bankrolled by US investors must be in doubt. Huge wages bill. Fans offering out Players and vice versa. Undignified spats between Palace old boys in hospitality. No meaningful improvements to their grotty ground to show for several years in the PL. A complete implosion in progress.

My GP happens to be a Palace fan - last time I consulted him we spoke for 2-3 minutes about me and then for several minutes about CPFC. It's quite amusing to have to counsel your own GP. Well before Xmas he readily admitted that Pardew had to go. I wonder how he feels now? So I'm looking forward to my next routine consultation...... [emoji106]

My dentist is a Palace fan, gotta be very careful what you say to these people!

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[lawros left foot]

There must be a joke about most Palace fans being Gynaecologists,and what they spend their time looking at, but I'm far to refined to make it.

 

[Swillis]

There must be a joke about most Palace fans being Gynaecologists,and what they spend their time looking at, but I'm far to refined to make it.

NSC?

 

[lawros left foot]

NSC?

I meant the more normal ones,Swillis, not the saddoes like you

 

[Swillis]

I meant the more normal ones,Swillis, not the saddoes like you

I very much got the joke Nobby, I don't think you did though.

What do gynaecologists look at?

Why would they then look at NSC?

 

[Stat Brother]

Since April 2014 Sunderland have only won 3 games in London.


All against palace.

 

[Medwayseagull]

There are real fans at the core of every club and like us they feel the ups and downs of the rollercoaster that is being a football fan. I have no beef with sensible fans who understand their football.

You can understand the fears of real Palace fans not only for their current momentum on the pitch and increasingly some of the decisons being made behind the scenes. Their PL status and all that nice Sky money looking seriously at risk. High hopes of a rosy future bankrolled by US investors must be in doubt. Huge wages bill. Fans offering out Players and vice versa. Undignified spats between Palace old boys in hospitality. No meaningful improvements to their grotty ground to show for several years in the PL. A complete implosion in progress.

My GP happens to be a Palace fan - last time I consulted him we spoke for 2-3 minutes about me and then for several minutes about CPFC. It's quite amusing to have to counsel your own GP. Well before Xmas he readily admitted that Pardew had to go. I wonder how he feels now? So I'm looking forward to my next routine consultation......

It doesn't leave much of your 13 minutes to talk to your GP about any medical issues.

 

[Danny-Boy]

I agree, the Palace fans I know are nothing like the sad Palace t***s who post on here. I'm sure posting on a Brighton forum wouldn't even cross their mind

I'm happy, well you know as happy as you can be. Football is only a game.

 

[Danny-Boy]

Since April 2014 Sunderland have only won 3 games in London.


All against palace.

Yes they used to be our "bunny" club. I wonder who would fit into that category over the long-term, say since 1974 or about then..

 

[lawros left foot]

I very much got the joke Nobby, I don't think you did though.

What do gynaecologists look at?

Why would they then look at NSC?

Oh dear, are you hard of understanding?

I was referring to Palace fans in general in my original post, you know the normal ones, who don't spend, what appears to be , the majority of their waking hours trolling their rivals message board. It wasn't really directed at you and your colleagues, who, even for supporters of Croydon finest are a very strange and peculiar sect. A joke really loses something when you have to explain it to the more intellectually challenged.

 

[super-seagulls]

There are real fans at the core of every club and like us they feel the ups and downs of the rollercoaster that is being a football fan. I have no beef with sensible fans who understand their football.

You can understand the fears of real Palace fans not only for their current momentum on the pitch and increasingly some of the decisons being made behind the scenes. Their PL status and all that nice Sky money looking seriously at risk. High hopes of a rosy future bankrolled by US investors must be in doubt. Huge wages bill. Fans offering out Players and vice versa. Undignified spats between Palace old boys in hospitality. No meaningful improvements to their grotty ground to show for several years in the PL. A complete implosion in progress.

My GP happens to be a Palace fan - last time I consulted him we spoke for 2-3 minutes about me and then for several minutes about CPFC. It's quite amusing to have to counsel your own GP. Well before Xmas he readily admitted that Pardew had to go. I wonder how he feels now? So I'm looking forward to my next routine consultation......

Haven't you seen the new lights
They like to show them off, don't you know.

 

[Swillis]

Oh dear, are you hard of understanding?

I was referring to Palace fans in general in my original post, you know the normal ones, who don't spend, what appears to be , the majority of their waking hours trolling their rivals message board. It wasn't really directed at you and your colleagues, who, even for supporters of Croydon finest are a very strange and peculiar sect. A joke really loses something when you have to explain it to the more intellectually challenged.

How I had to explain it to you, you mean. I understand you now.

I wouldn't say what I do on here is trolling and I would bet my last penny I'm smarter than you could ever hope to be. I say that with no hint of sarcasm either, I genuinely believe that.

 

[Prince Monolulu]

How I had to explain it to you, you mean. I understand you now.

I wouldn't say what I do on here is trolling and I would bet my last penny I'm smarter than you could ever hope to be. I say that with no hint of sarcasm either, I genuinely believe that.

 

[lawros left foot]

How I had to explain it to you, you mean. I understand you now.

I wouldn't say what I do on here is trolling and I would bet my last penny I'm smarter than you could ever hope to be. I say that with no hint of sarcasm either, I genuinely believe that.

You do realise that the vast majority of Palace fans don't post on here, don't you? And you do realise that it was these I was referring too. If you aren't trolling on here, what excactly are you doing? It appears there are about ten of you who come on here often, Dougie is okay, a good sense of humour, I used to quite enjoy red n blues posts, but, unfortunately,he doesn't post much anymore, the rest of you, quite honestly, I could do without.
If you are so intelligent, why invest so much of your time in a place that you are clearly unwelcome, and only barely tolerated.
I must be a bit thick,cos I just don't understand it.

 

[lawros left foot]

How I had to explain it to you, you mean. I understand you now.

I wouldn't say what I do on here is trolling and I would bet my last penny I'm smarter than you could ever hope to be. I say that with no hint of sarcasm either, I genuinely believe that.

And as for being smarter than me, I have a brand new suit, which, even if I do say it myself, I look a million dollars in ,very smart.

 

[Swillis]

You do realise that the vast majority of Palace fans don't post on here, don't you? And you do realise that it was these I was referring too. If you aren't trolling on here, what excactly are you doing? It appears there are about ten of you who come on here often, Dougie is okay, a good sense of humour, I used to quite enjoy red n blues posts, but, unfortunately,he doesn't post much anymore, the rest of you, quite honestly, I could do without.
If you are so intelligent, why invest so much of your time in a place that you are clearly unwelcome, and only barely tolerated.
I must be a bit thick,cos I just don't understand it.

I agree with the last line wholeheartedly.

It depends what thread I'm on whether I'm barely tolerated to be honest. Palace threads attract a certain type of poster(well those who post on them regularly) and it's always the same type of bullshit. I could actually predict what will be said on any palace thread.

 

[Sheebo]

So because I'm not destroyed about my team losing, I must be a JCL? Maybe I have some other things in life apart from football going on.

Sorry to hear this. Hope it sorts itself out ASAP as best it can.

 

[lawros left foot]

I agree with the last line wholeheartedly.

It depends what thread I'm on whether I'm barely tolerated to be honest. Palace threads attract a certain type of poster(well those who post on them regularly) and it's always the same type of bullshit. I could actually predict what will be said on any palace thread.

So why do you bother then?
It isn't some kind of altruistic charity that you are donating too, it is a message board, where a good few of the Albion posters on here, are either ambivalent to you, or damn right antagonistic.
As a lot of my fellow supporters on this thread have said, we all know normal Palace fans, and none of them would spend the amount of time and effort on a rivals board, especially when you must know that nobody has the slightest respect for you personally or your opinions.




And, by the way, in reference to a previous post, I would hope to be smarter than Einstein,



Smarter than him, are you?

 

[Swillis]

So why do you bother then?
It isn't some kind of altruistic charity that you are donating too, it is a message board, where a good few of the Albion posters on here, are either ambivalent to you, or damn right antagonistic.
As a lot of my fellow supporters on this thread have said, we all know normal Palace fans, and none of them would spend the amount of time and effort on a rivals board, especially when you must know that nobody has the slightest respect for you personally or your opinions.




And, by the way, in reference to a previous post, I would hope to be smarter than Einstein,



Smarter than him, are you?

I'm currently a lot smarter than Einstein.

I have received a good few Pms thanking me for helping them out and in threads as well. As I say, it depends what type of thread and these threads attract a certain type of poster whom post regularly. Most of them I ignore.