The FourFourTwo magazine Top 50 Football League players list...

[sparkie]

This is 442.

I expect some of NSC is on the list.

 

[Triggaaar]

If you can name a single player in the current #Twats squad, then you're a better man than me, @Hiney

It's a bit of an insult if Hiney is a worse man that you edna. No offence, obviously.

 

[SweatyMexican]

I don't really rate what they say now since they predicted we'd finish second from bottom.

 

[Eeyore]

I lost interest at the Four Four Two bit. They know no more about the game than any average fan.

 

[Sweeney Todd]

Gleaned from Twitter thus far **UPDATED**

1) Andre Gray
2)
3) Alan Judge
4)
5)
6) Bradley Dack (Gillingham)
7) Fernando Forestieri
8) Adam Armstrong (Coventry/Newcastle)
9)
10)
11) Kemar Roofe (Oxford)
12)
13) Sam Winnall (?? Barnsley?)
14) Jay Simpson (Orient I think)
15) Stewart Downing (a CLASSIC Picked By Reputation choice, given his form this year)



26 )Beram Kayal

47) Joe Cole (Coventry
48) Liam Sercombe (Exeter??)
49) David Marshall (Cardiff)
50) Graham Carey (Plymouth)

Liam Sercombe plays for Oxford United.

 

[Seagull over Canaryland]

Shouldn't be difficult to come up with a top ten 'Twats in the Championship 2015/16'.

Joey Barton, Chris Martin and Bradley Johnson pick themselves for starters.

I wouldn't exclude match officials and managers either. In which case most of the top 10 twats could be match officials.....

 

[Dolph Ins]

I don't get it. One minute we're congratulating ourselves for slipping under the radar and not being picked up as one of the best in the division by the footballing media; the next minute we're moaning because our players are slipping under the radar and not being picked as some of the best in the division by the footballing media.

Stop being so blooming sensible. This is NSC after all!

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

If you can name a single player in the current #Twats squad, then you're a better man than me, [MENTION=118]Hiney[/MENTION]

Sol Bamba!

 

[Turkey]

Lewis Dunk 29th.

 

[Turkey]

50. Graham Carey, Plymouth
49. David Marshall, Cardiff
48. Liam Sercombe, Oxford
47. Joe Cole, Coventry
46. Chris Wood, Leeds
45. Gary Roberts, Portsmouth
44. Nelson Oliveira, Nottm Forest
43. Massimo Luongo, QPR
42. Paddy Madden, Scunthorpe
41. Max Power, Wigan
40. Abdenasser El Khayati, QPR
39. Sam Clucas, Hull
38. Josh Windass, Accrington
37. Nicky Ajose, Swindon
36. Jason Shackell, Derby
35. Moussa Dembele, Fulham
34. Marc Richards, Northampton
33. George Thorne, Derby
32. Martin Samuelsen, Peterborough
31. Erhun Oztumer, Peterborough
30. Grant Leadbitter, Middlesbrough
29. Lewis Dunk, Brighton
28. James Maddison, Coventry
27. Romaine Sawyers, Walsall
26. Beram Kayal, Brighton
25. Conor Washington, QPR
24. Nahki Wells, Huddersfield
23. Ricky Holmes, Northampton
22. James Tarkowski, Burnley
21. Billy Sharp, Sheffield United
20. Andrew Robertson, Hull
19. Nick Blackman, Derby
18. Adam Clayton, Middlesbrough
17. Tom Bradshaw, Walsall
16. Joey Barton, Burnley
15. Stewart Downing, Middlesbrough
14. Jay Simpson, Leyton Orient
13. Sam Winnall, Barnsley
12. Kemar Roofe, Oxford
11. Daniel Ayala, Middlesbrough
10. Anthony Knockaert, Brighton
9. Tom Heaton, Burnley
8. Adam Armstrong, Coventry
7. Fernando Forestieri, Sheffield Wednesday
6. Bradley Dack, Gillingham
5. Jordan Rhodes, Middlesbrough
4. Ross McCormack, Fulham
3. Alan Judge, Brentford
2. Abel Hernandez, Hull
1. Andre Gray, Burnley

 

[TSB]

I was talking to a couple of Brummies last night, and they couldn't believ a. how old Bruno is, and b. just how good he is. Reckoned he was the best fullback in the division, and possibly the best defender.

Still, obviously not good enough for a publication who had us nailed on to go down.

Can't be. Skysports have told us 1,000 times that it's George Friend

 

[FatSuperman]

And by team, joint second...


5 Middlesbrough
3 Brighton
3 Burnley
3 Coventry
3 Derby
3 Hull
3 QPR
2 Fulham
2 Northampton
2 Oxford
2 Peterborough
2 Walsall
1 Accrington
1 Barnsley
1 Brentford
1 Burnley
1 Cardiff
1 Gillingham
1 Huddersfield
1 Leeds
1 Leyton Orient
1 Nottm Forest
1 Plymouth
1 Portsmouth
1 Scunthorpe
1 Sheffield United
1 Sheffield Wednesday
1 Swindon
1 Wigan

 

[Paul Reids Sock]

Which absolute idiots voted for Nick Blackman? He has had 5 good games in his career. They just happened to be in a row at the beginning of this season

 

[lawros left foot]

Hull, 3 players
Derby, 3 players
Burnley, 4 players
Boro, 5 players
QPR, 3 players
Cardiff, 1 player
Dirty Leeds, 1 player
Forest, 1 player
Fulham, 2 players
Udders, 1 player
Sheffield Wednesday 1 player
Brentford, 1 player




Edit: beaten to it

 

[lawros left foot]

And by team, joint second...


5 Middlesbrough
3 Brighton
3 Burnley
3 Coventry
3 Derby
3 Hull
3 QPR
2 Fulham
2 Northampton
2 Oxford
2 Peterborough
2 Walsall
1 Accrington
1 Barnsley
1 Brentford
1 Burnley
1 Cardiff
1 Gillingham
1 Huddersfield
1 Leeds
1 Leyton Orient
1 Nottm Forest
1 Plymouth
1 Portsmouth
1 Scunthorpe
1 Sheffield United
1 Sheffield Wednesday
1 Swindon
1 Wigan

I imagine Dirty Leeds, and Sheffield Wednesday are demanding a re-count as we speak

 

[AZ Gull]

Elliot Bennetts crappier brother, but I don't know his christian name.


#twats

Kyle

 

[Gwylan]

I imagine Dirty Leeds, and Sheffield Wednesday are demanding a re-count as we speak

And they picked the wrong Leeds player. If they're going to select one, surely it's got to be Cook?

 

[Bozza]

No Bruno immediately invalidates this piece of work.

 

[Mellotron]

Kayal at 26?

AAaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahaha

Those guys are hilarious.

I repeat

King Kayal, Kayal
He's King of the Championship
He makes the rest look SHIT
King Kayal, Kayal

 

[Mellotron]

No Bruno immediately invalidates this piece of work.

That'll be comfortably the classiest full back in the football league. I would've been disappointed if he was out of the top 10. FourFourTwo had us going down, they clearly are utterly clueless about the FL.