Palace fan sets up petition to ban Benteke and dock Liverpool 6 points

[Thunder Bolt]

Oh dear.

There's nothing keeping you here. Close the door on the way out.

 

[Guinness Boy]

If it was just one iffy penalty decision it could be classed as a 'hissy fit.'
It has been, however, several this season. Obviously you'd know that if you knew anything about football.

Put your dummy back in Adam. Then f*** off.

 

[A League Apart]

There's nothing keeping you here. Close the door on the way out.

Your wit and wisdom's a plus.

 

[Easy 10]

If it was just one iffy penalty decision it could be classed as a 'hissy fit.'
It has been, however, several this season. Obviously you'd know that if you knew anything about football.

Oh do me a lemon. Palace's entire promotion campaign was built on "winning" penalties. Your grubby little club is well known for it, with Zahaha being the chief protagonist. Following Pardew's narky bottom-lip wobbler of an interview, the whole of football is laughing at you and your screeching howls of protest at the "injustice" of it all. Sometimes, what goes around comes around. You've earned it.

Deal with it.

 

[Tooting Gull]

Benteke joins Cantona in the Hall of Fame as far as I'm concerned.

 

[studio150]

And is it your astonishing lack of self awareness that prevents you and your irksome kind from seeing the dazzling irony of your clubs monumental hissy fit over losing to an iffy penalty ?

Iffy?

Far too generous, stonewall more like when compared to the Tom Daleyesk home penalties they are used to shouting for.

 

[A League Apart]

Oh do me a lemon. Palace's entire promotion campaign was built on "winning" penalties. Your grubby little club is well known for it, with Zahaha being the chief protagonist. Following Pardew's narky bottom-lip wobbler of an interview, the whole of football is laughing at you and your screeching howls of protest at the "injustice" of it all. Sometimes, what goes around comes around. You've earned it.

Deal with it.

It sounds by the bitterness and vitriol that's shining from your words that it's you that needs to deal with things.
The only thing we have to deal with is an FA cup quarter final coming up and premier league football.
As Palace fans we've had worse.

 

[Easy 10]

Iffy?

Far too generous, stonewall more like when compared to the Tom Daleyesk home penalties they are used to shouting for.

Maybe. I don't really care though. I just laughed.

 

[Giraffe]

Unbelievable from a team that has had the biggest diver ever in their starting lineup for several years. Zaha falls down more times in a match than any player I have ever known, and Bolasie isn't much better.

About time they got some of their own medicine.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Your wit and wisdom's a plus.

I'm glad (all over) that you recognised it.

 

[Chinman3000]

I bet the directors were relieved.

Normally when someone connected to Palace starts a petition, it’s of the winding-up variety.

 

[severnside gull]

It sounds by the bitterness and vitriol that's shining from your words that it's you that needs to deal with things.
The only thing we have to deal with is an FA cup quarter final coming up and premier league football.
As Palace fans we've had worse.

Question: How does it feel to be labelled "the most embarrassing fans in football"?

 

[Easy 10]

It sounds by the bitterness and vitriol that's shining from your words that it's you that needs to deal with things.
The only thing we have to deal with is an FA cup quarter final coming up and premier league football.
As Palace fans we've had worse.

Bitterness and vitriol ? I'm not the one trolling another clubs messageboard desperately trying to defend the indefensible. I have nothing to deal with, I'm just quietly enjoying the total meltdown from your manager and CPFC2010's fans in general over this horrific run of form you're on. 3 months ago you lot were banging on about Europe. Now, you're just fortunate that you've been saved by the catastrophic ineptitude of the teams below you during this truly EPIC collapse.

 

[A League Apart]

Question: How does it feel to be labelled "the most embarrassing fans in football"?

Right back atcha!

 

[edna krabappel]

If it was just one iffy penalty decision it could be classed as a 'hissy fit.'
It has been, however, several this season. Obviously you'd know that if you knew anything about football.

Sir! Sir! The refs are being mean to us! It's so UNFAIR!

 

[A League Apart]

Bitterness and vitriol ? I'm not the one trolling another clubs messageboard desperately trying to defend the indefensible. I have nothing to deal with, I'm just quietly enjoying the total meltdown from your manager and CPFC2010's fans in general over this horrific run of form you're on. 3 months ago you lot were banging on about Europe. Now, you're just fortunate that you've been saved by the catastrophic ineptitude of the teams below you during this truly EPIC collapse.

If a good run in the cup and an almost certain 4th season in the premier is an epic collapse then epic collapse me up every year!

 

[Tooting Gull]

Right back atcha!

Seriously, what are you expecting on here?

You lost the match because clown goalkeeper No2 (picked because clown goalkeeper No1 was having a dodgy patch) spooned the ball to Liverpool in his own area. That's it. Apart from that, you might have won. That, plus it looked like Liverpool had about five extra players for half an hour when in fact they had one fewer.

We all thought it was hilarious, but you'll probably still just stay up.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

If a good run in the cup and an almost certain 4th season in the premier then epic collapse me up!

Is that English?

Run along and enjoy your good run in the cup and stop trying to defend this pathetic petition.

 

[LlcoolJ]

Palace are so into diving that they've even set up a team to train kids from a young age to be better at it:

http://www.crystalpalacediving.co.uk/

Zaha clearly graduated through this academy. Palace fans (and their manager) appear to have conveniently forgotten that Pardew had to have a word with Zaha about diving after he was booked for it in December.

http://www.skysports.com/football/n...-zaha-cut-out-the-diving-and-focus-on-england

 

[Ninja Elephant]

Absolutely hilarious. I can actually picture him on his back wailing and kicking his legs up like a three year old.

Who, Zaha?