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Jiri Skalak, 23yo Czech attacker, confirmed signing.



Bladders

Twats everywhere
Jun 22, 2012
13,672
The Troubadour
Instead of a song, can we all just recite this:

You will therefore be taken to the Dune Sea and cast into the pit of Carkoon, the nesting place of the all-powerful Skalak.
In his belly, you will find a new definition of pain and suffering, as you are slowly digested over a thousand years.

:bowdown:
 




Guinness Boy

Tofu eating wokerati
Helpful Moderator
NSC Patron
Jul 23, 2003
34,312
Up and Coming Sunny Portslade
Underwhelming ? He's a full international FFS........

Full internationals signed by Hughton so far before Skalak:

Kayal
Bong
Zamora
Maenpaa
Hemed

Three players who've made a huge contribution, one who's just a bench warmer (but an improvement on what we had) and one who started brilliantly and then went off the boil. It's not a bad strike rate is it?
 




Phat Baz 68

Get a ****ing life mate !
Apr 16, 2011
5,023
P G
2013-2014 → FC Zbrojovka Brno (loan) 24 (3)
2014-2015 → FK Mladá Boleslav (loan) 24 (6)
2015- FK Mladá Boleslav 16 (6)

64 MATCHES 15 GOALS Not the ONE is he ????? From a division like our Conference


Like has already been said gotta give the chap a chance though !!!
 


BBassic

I changed this.
Jul 28, 2011
12,360
I've a mad idea. No bear with me. Let's wait until the bloke has played a few games at least before slagging him off? There are some serious w@nkers on here there really are...

You should try checking out the #bhafc tag on Twatter. Incredible.
 




dazzer6666

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Mar 27, 2013
52,625
Burgess Hill
Full internationals signed by Hughton so far before Skalak:

Kayal
Bong
Zamora
Maenpaa
Hemed

Three players who've made a huge contribution, one who's just a bench warmer (but an improvement on what we had) and one who started brilliantly and then went off the boil. It's not a bad strike rate is it?

Slightly better than under Burke....
 


TSB

Captain Hindsight
Jul 7, 2003
17,666
Lansdowne Place, Hove
P G
2013-2014 → FC Zbrojovka Brno (loan) 24 (3)
2014-2015 → FK Mladá Boleslav (loan) 24 (6)
2015- FK Mladá Boleslav 16 (6)

64 MATCHES 15 GOALS Not the ONE is he ????? From a division like our Conference


Like has already been said gotta give the chap a chance though !!!

How many Conference sides have played in the Europa League?
 


perseus

Broad Blue & White stripe
Jul 5, 2003
23,457
Sūþseaxna
Age is right. Position if he can play any of the forward positions is right as well.

Looks recognisable by his boat.

Will he come on from the bench ahead of Vydra for the Czech team?
 




jamie the seagull

Well-known member
Jul 27, 2011
2,803
Is there any mention of the fee?

"I am glad that we managed to Mlada Boleslav interesting negotiate a transfer sum, many such transfers from the Czech Republic is not done. I am also glad that Mr. Dufek kept his word and club Jirka transfer allowed, "said Skalákův agent Viktor Kolar of company Sport Invest International.
President said Mlada Boleslav football Josef Dufek and stressed that the transfer will also benefit economically Sparta Prague, from which Skalák transferred to Mlada Boleslav.

http://www.fkmb.cz/clanky.php?article=9155
 


Bold Seagull

strong and stable with me, or...
Mar 18, 2010
29,832
Hove
P G
2013-2014 → FC Zbrojovka Brno (loan) 24 (3)
2014-2015 → FK Mladá Boleslav (loan) 24 (6)
2015- FK Mladá Boleslav 16 (6)

64 MATCHES 15 GOALS Not the ONE is he ????? From a division like our Conference


Like has already been said gotta give the chap a chance though !!!

I think you'd get a bit of a shock if you think the Czech first division is like our Conference...
 










Zebedee

Anyone seen Florence?
Jul 8, 2003
8,000
Hangleton
A great signing by the club and well worth waiting for. Well done to all involved.
 




British Bulldog

The great escape
Feb 6, 2006
10,897
Age is right. Position if he can play any of the forward positions is right as well.

Looks recognisable by his boat.

Will he come on from the bench ahead of Vydra for the Czech team?

Nurse he's escaped again!
 


Finchley Seagull

New member
Feb 25, 2004
6,916
North London
P G
2013-2014 → FC Zbrojovka Brno (loan) 24 (3)
2014-2015 → FK Mladá Boleslav (loan) 24 (6)
2015- FK Mladá Boleslav 16 (6)

64 MATCHES 15 GOALS Not the ONE is he ????? From a division like our Conference


Like has already been said gotta give the chap a chance though !!!

If this is you giving him a chance, I'd hate to see you writing him off.

To comment on the Czech top division, I assume you regularly watch that league. Why not give him a chance. We might have picked up a gem.
 


1066familyman

Radio User
Jan 15, 2008
15,185
Right, in celebration of this singing I'm going to post two absolute classics. Ignore them if you like, but your life will be poorer for doing so.

 








T soprano

New member
Oct 27, 2011
8,018
Posh end of Shoreham
image.jpegALL ABOARD with THE SKALAK
 


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