Well done to those who stayed and clapped the team off.

[Hampster Gull]

It reminded me that despite all our success we still only have a hard core support of about 10,000. When things go wrong a lot of the new plastics just **** of. I looked around at the end and recognised a lot of Withdean faces. Shame on the new plastics, sort your lives out.

This kind of nonsensical post got me thinking. For those who deem necessary to rank fans perhaps we need to be more analytical. We need to devise a points scoring system that we can then rank everyone against and then pay due reference to those at the top.

It could cover as a way of illustration
1. Number of seasons tickets held in the past (5points each)
2. Season ticket holder at Withdean (extra one point to 1. Above)
3. Season ticket holder at Priestfield (extra 5 points to 1. Above)
4. Always Arrive early and be in seat before teams enter pitch (5 points, all dedcucted of ever comprimised)
5. Always stay to calp team off (5 points, but same penalty as above)
6. Only been to one match (-10 points)
7. Go to away matches (plus 0.01 point per game)
8. At Hereford game (plus 5)
9. At Newcastle game 1979 (plus 5)
10. Intricate knowledge of the pie scene at the Amex (plus 1)
11. Survived a burger at the Withdean (plus 1)
12. Etc

 

[Soulman]

I always stay to the end and clap the players off, but then i have nowhere to rush off to.
Yesterday i clapped enthusiastically because of the achievement of being unbeaten in the league for 4 months.
It crossed my mind that had it been last season at this time of the year, and we had just lost 3-0 i do not think the applause would have been the same.
Just shows how far we have come.

 

[Caveman]

This kind of nonsensical post got me thinking. For those who deem necessary to rank fans perhaps we need to be more analytical. We need to devise a points scoring system that we can then rank everyone against and then pay due reference to those at the top.

It could cover as a way of illustration
1. Number of seasons tickets held in the past (5points each)
2. Season ticket holder at Withdean (extra one point to 1. Above)
3. Season ticket holder at Priestfield (extra 5 points to 1. Above)
4. Always Arrive early and be in seat before teams enter pitch (5 points, all dedcucted of ever comprimised)
5. Always stay to calp team off (5 points, but same penalty as above)
6. Only been to one match (-10 points)
7. Go to away matches (plus 0.01 point per game)
8. At Hereford game (plus 5)
9. At Newcastle game 1979 (plus 5)
10. Intricate knowledge of the pie scene at the Amex (plus 1)
11. Survived a burger at the Withdean (plus 1)
12. Etc

I'd score high, but what about drinking lots of beer? I must have made this club a lot of money since at the Amex, can this be off set against 4 as sometimes I need a piss.

 

[Return of the Rev]

This kind of nonsensical post got me thinking. For those who deem necessary to rank fans perhaps we need to be more analytical. We need to devise a points scoring system that we can then rank everyone against and then pay due reference to those at the top.

It could cover as a way of illustration
1. Number of seasons tickets held in the past (5points each)
2. Season ticket holder at Withdean (extra one point to 1. Above)
3. Season ticket holder at Priestfield (extra 5 points to 1. Above)
4. Always Arrive early and be in seat before teams enter pitch (5 points, all dedcucted of ever comprimised)
5. Always stay to calp team off (5 points, but same penalty as above)
6. Only been to one match (-10 points)
7. Go to away matches (plus 0.01 point per game)
8. At Hereford game (plus 5)
9. At Newcastle game 1979 (plus 5)
10. Intricate knowledge of the pie scene at the Amex (plus 1)
11. Survived a burger at the Withdean (plus 1)
12. Etc

At which hereford game? 10pts for wardy debut 20pts if you walked out at hereford protest game!

 

[Discodoktor]

This kind of nonsensical post got me thinking. For those who deem necessary to rank fans perhaps we need to be more analytical. We need to devise a points scoring system that we can then rank everyone against and then pay due reference to those at the top.

It could cover as a way of illustration
1. Number of seasons tickets held in the past (5points each)
2. Season ticket holder at Withdean (extra one point to 1. Above)
3. Season ticket holder at Priestfield (extra 5 points to 1. Above)
4. Always Arrive early and be in seat before teams enter pitch (5 points, all dedcucted of ever comprimised)
5. Always stay to calp team off (5 points, but same penalty as above)
6. Only been to one match (-10 points)
7. Go to away matches (plus 0.01 point per game)
8. At Hereford game (plus 5)
9. At Newcastle game 1979 (plus 5)
10. Intricate knowledge of the pie scene at the Amex (plus 1)
11. Survived a burger at the Withdean (plus 1)
12. Etc

Please include
-100 pts for leaving before final whistle (per match)

 

[Hampster Gull]

I'd score high, but what about drinking lots of beer? I must have made this club a lot of money since at the Amex, can this be off set against 4 as sometimes I need a piss.

I agree we need something for beer purchases but this couldnt be offset with 4. As that may be the magic differentiator for the fans at the top

 

[Hampster Gull]

At which hereford game? 10pts for wardy debut 20pts if you walked out at hereford protest game!

Fine. Also plus 50 for those who marched on Archers home up north

 

[Diablo]

Let me guess:
You are a spotty fifteen year old who is too fat to have ever kicked a football in his sad little life and is still trying to get laid.
Nighty Night

..all my kids are older than you think I am..so have to say, poor guess.

 

[BadFish]

+ 10 points for every time you have phoned up belotti in the middle of the night and shouted wanker.

+10 for every time you bought a tool not made by Stanley because you are an idiot who thought Stanley tools had something to do with Greg Stanley.....a tool bonus.

 

[BN9 BHA]

It reminded me that despite all our success we still only have a hard core support of about 10,000. When things go wrong a lot of the new plastics just **** of. I looked around at the end and recognised a lot of Withdean faces. Shame on the new plastics, sort your lives out.

Super fan alert

Plastics don't go to matches ( sorry have I said this before on this thread? )
If they left 10 minutes early or stayed till 5PM they are still BHA fans.

 

[martin tyler]

This kind of nonsensical post got me thinking. For those who deem necessary to rank fans perhaps we need to be more analytical. We need to devise a points scoring system that we can then rank everyone against and then pay due reference to those at the top.

It could cover as a way of illustration
1. Number of seasons tickets held in the past (5points each)
2. Season ticket holder at Withdean (extra one point to 1. Above)
3. Season ticket holder at Priestfield (extra 5 points to 1. Above)
4. Always Arrive early and be in seat before teams enter pitch (5 points, all dedcucted of ever comprimised)
5. Always stay to calp team off (5 points, but same penalty as above)
6. Only been to one match (-10 points)
7. Go to away matches (plus 0.01 point per game)
8. At Hereford game (plus 5)
9. At Newcastle game 1979 (plus 5)
10. Intricate knowledge of the pie scene at the Amex (plus 1)
11. Survived a burger at the Withdean (plus 1)
12. Etc

My old man was at Newcastle 79. I was not born till 83. Can I claim I was there?

 

[Hampster Gull]

My old man was at Newcastle 79. I was not born till 83. Can I claim I was there?

Fair point. As he passed on the love you can have half points

 

[sussex_guy2k2]

This kind of nonsensical post got me thinking. For those who deem necessary to rank fans perhaps we need to be more analytical. We need to devise a points scoring system that we can then rank everyone against and then pay due reference to those at the top.

It could cover as a way of illustration
1. Number of seasons tickets held in the past (5points each)
2. Season ticket holder at Withdean (extra one point to 1. Above)
3. Season ticket holder at Priestfield (extra 5 points to 1. Above)
4. Always Arrive early and be in seat before teams enter pitch (5 points, all dedcucted of ever comprimised)
5. Always stay to calp team off (5 points, but same penalty as above)
6. Only been to one match (-10 points)
7. Go to away matches (plus 0.01 point per game)
8. At Hereford game (plus 5)
9. At Newcastle game 1979 (plus 5)
10. Intricate knowledge of the pie scene at the Amex (plus 1)
11. Survived a burger at the Withdean (plus 1)
12. Etc

I love how you start your post with "This sort of nonsensical post got me thinking..." before going on to produce a nonsensical post. Cracking bit of humour.

 

[Discodoktor]

Pre season friendlies abroad I always thought was über fan behaviour. I've never done it.
Winning coke cola players.
Putting millions into the club.

 

[sussex_guy2k2]

How about concentrating so hard on the game that you don't have time to sing? +5 points per half
Or using The Force to pull the ball into the net for an Albion goal? +0.5 points per goal

 

[pasty]

I left as the added time board went up. For this, I wholeheartedly apologise and prostrate myself before those whom I have upset by my action. I am obviously not worthy of calling myself a Brighton and Hove Albion supporter.

 

[Sussex Nomad]

Super fan alert

Plastics don't go to matches ( sorry have I said this before on this thread? )
If they left 10 minutes early or stayed till 5PM they are still BHA fans.

I'm a bad fan because I lied on this thread, I said I stayed until 5pm but have been told it was 4.20pm, so I nicked 40 mins. I'll lose points for that, but I did have plenty of sherberts, so that should add to my uber fan points?

 

[Discodoktor]

A friend of mine has asked how many points for an Albion duvet?

 

[Sussex Nomad]

Oh and I saw loads of plastics, they had my Guinness in them.

 

[BN9 BHA]

I'm a bad fan because I lied on this thread, I said I stayed until 5pm but have been told it was 4.20pm, so I nicked 40 mins. I'll lose points for that, but I did have plenty of sherberts, so that should add to my uber fan points?

Myself and a mate got asked to go home from the North Stand concourse after one Saturday match, there was about four people left drinking and the stewards wanted to lock up and go home.
We must have spent a few quid too .

How many points for this?
Points deducted from Mrs though when I came crashing through the front door ( again )