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Conservatories



Billy the Fish

Technocrat
Oct 18, 2005
17,506
Haywards Heath
Isn't it partially an aspirational thing that people used to do in the 80s to prove they'd "made it"?

A bit like mini bars in the lounge, cabinets to show off all your crystal glasses or a huge mahogany dining table to use only at Christmas.
 






Simster

"the man's an arse"
Jul 7, 2003
54,229
Surrey
Many people rather naively thought they were a cheap way for an extension without the fuss of b regs or pp

This is particularly interesting, given that you're an estate agent. In your experience, do they add value to a house? I've heard they don't, but hastings has heard the opposite.
 
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Bold Seagull

strong and stable with me, or...
Mar 18, 2010
29,831
Hove
One of the big considerations that people don't always take into account is the loss of light to the room the conservatory adjoins. Not in all cases, but sometimes the room that is left behind becomes very dark with little outlook. Not always the case of course.
 


Questions

Habitual User
Oct 18, 2006
24,896
Worthing
They are shit. Its also compulsory that you have to have cane furniture in them if you are over 40. Dont get me f.....g started on cane furniture. Then its cushions everywhere and then.........well .
 








Triggaaar

Well-known member
Oct 24, 2005
50,207
Goldstone
Who on earth has a conservatory fitted these days?
I'm sat in one now. In fact, if I'm posting on NSC, then I'm sat in a conservatory.
They are shite.
Agreed.
They cost a lot of money to install
They're a lot cheaper than a decent extension.
they are feckin freezing in the winter
Yep.
and sweltering hot in the summer
Not if you've got enough doors.
thus only useable six months of the year.
Put a jumper on.
Then there's the glass cleaning and maintenance to think about too.
The what?
What a shìt idea.
They're good on a budget.
 




tinycowboy

Well-known member
Aug 9, 2008
4,002
Canterbury
Our house has a conservatory and it has been pretty useless. When we bought the house, it had a load of blinds, but we had to rip them down and throw them away because they couldn't be cleaned and just ended up collecting the dead bodies of insects. Most of the time, the conservatory is either too hot or too cold. It does however offer a good storage place for bits and pieces. This summer we found a use for it when we bought two large vegetable growing trugs and used the room as a greenhouse - I've never had so many tomatoes or aubergines. So it can have its uses, although it's not really worked for me as a liveable space.
 


Triggaaar

Well-known member
Oct 24, 2005
50,207
Goldstone
Isn't it partially an aspirational thing that people used to do in the 80s to prove they'd "made it"?

A bit like mini bars in the lounge
Here's our conservatory - the mini bar is behind the chairs.

conservatory2.jpg

Boy have we made it.
 








Mileoakman

Well-known member
Aug 11, 2003
1,047
The name gives it away
We had one built 2 years ago and love it. Sit in it all year round especially spring and autumn and we heat it in the winter and open the doors and windows in the summer.

Modern ones are very heat efficient and most have treble glazing. Cleaning not a problem as I send the wife up the ladder while I steady the bottom tread while I read NSC.
 


Monsieur Le Plonk

Lethargy in motion
Apr 22, 2009
1,858
By a lake
This is particularly interesting, given that you're an estate agent. In your experience, do they add value to a house? I've heard they don't, but hastings has heard the opposite.

I'm siding with you on this one. If I was to buy a house with a conservatory I would have to factor in the expense of immediately knocking it down. Dreadful things.
:sick:
 




Bold Seagull

strong and stable with me, or...
Mar 18, 2010
29,831
Hove
We had one built 2 years ago and love it. Sit in it all year round especially spring and autumn and we heat it in the winter and open the doors and windows in the summer.

Modern ones are very heat efficient and most have treble glazing. Cleaning not a problem as I send the wife up the ladder while I steady the bottom tread while I read NSC.


They're heat efficient compared to old ones, but even Pilkington's EnergyKare triple glazed argon filled K glass units still only perform as well as a 1970's clear masonry cavity wall. That is good for glass, but still a poor insulator and not heat efficient - just more heat efficient than other types of glazing.
 


Triggaaar

Well-known member
Oct 24, 2005
50,207
Goldstone
This is particularly interesting, given that you're an estate agent. In your experience, do they add value to a house? I've heard they don't, but hastings has heard the opposite.
It depends on the property. If it's a fantastic big house, worth a lot of money, then I'd think it's seen as a negative - something that needs to be knocked down and replaced with a nicer sun room. If it's a 1 bed flat, with a reasonable garden, then the extra living space should add value.
 


Chicken Run

Member Since Jul 2003
NSC Patron
Jul 17, 2003
18,495
Valley of Hangleton
This is particularly interesting, given that you're an estate agent. In your experience, do they add value to a house? I've heard they don't, but hastings has heard the opposite.

2 adjacent 1930's semi's, both identical in terms of spec and layout, both for sale at the same time one has a conservatory one doesn't, the one with will sell first, once that is off market and not available to view the one without will sell probably for the same money. , so no.
 


skipper734

Registered ruffian
Aug 9, 2008
9,189
Curdridge
Here's our conservatory - the mini bar is behind the chairs.

View attachment 68364

Boy have we made it.

Get some roof blinds Trig, or you will fry if it's anything other than north facing. Scap those chairs as well or you will loose all street cred.
 




Triggaaar

Well-known member
Oct 24, 2005
50,207
Goldstone
Get some roof blinds Trig, or you will fry if it's anything other than north facing. Scap those chairs as well or you will loose all street cred.
Roof blinds poof blinds.

That's actually a pic of our conservatory before we bought the place, so sadly the chairs went with the owners. I'm ashamed to say I took the mini bar out too.
 


Tricky Dicky

New member
Jul 27, 2004
13,558
Sunny Shoreham
Eeee
Just saw Big Gully make a flippant comment about conservatories on the queen thread, and it got me thinking...

Who on earth has a conservatory fitted these days? They are shite. They cost a lot of money to install, they eat up a lot of your garden (which admittedly isn't a problem if you have a big garden I guess), and they are feckin freezing in the winter and sweltering hot in the summer, thus only useable six months of the year. Then there's the glass cleaning and maintenance to think about too.

What a shìt idea.

Had mine done 2 years ago and it is fantastic, I sit out there more than indoors. It is big, 6x5 metres, but then my garden is 200ft long. Best thing I've had done to my house in the 15 years I've been here, and I've changed a lot. Love it.
 


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