Alireza Jahanbakhsh 1.4million

[seagullsovergrimsby]

This looks like Lancing to me:


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Here he is at Nandos in Duke Street


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Looks like somewhere in Yorkshire to me.

 

[Albumen]

Has it been announced he's signed elsewhere?

See the new thread, looks like we gave him a time ultimatum, which he's reportedly declined.

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

See the new thread, looks like we gave him a time ultimatum, which he's reportedly declined.

Has he singed up (sic) to them freedom fighters yet

 

[Sheebo]

lol. I'm the opposite, I don't have good feelings any more. If you meant to say the fan will look silly, then ok but who cares what he looks like. Maybe you didn't meant to, but you said the player would look silly if he's not signed for us.

No no no I 100% meant the fan. Maybe I was being positive - it seems less likely to be true now.

 

[Triggaaar]

See the new thread

Wasn't one thread enough

No no no I 100% meant the fan.

Ah - you typed it wrong, hence the confusion. You said "If he's not signed for us he's just made himself look v silly...." and you can't have the second 'he' meaning a different person than the first 'he'.

Maybe I was being positive - it seems less likely to be true now.

He's said 'no', so yeah it does look less likely

I don't like being positive on threads like this, too depressing. That youtube video could suck for all I know, I didn't check it. We've missed out on no one

 

[chaileyjem]

the imminent departure of Dunk

Dunk is *definitely* going then you think.

 

[OSRGull]

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

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That's been doing the rounds for a few days, there's another photo from the training ground too. Ali isn't signing because he doesn't like being tackled.

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

Dunk is *definitely* going then you think.

I would judge it as *extremely likely* rather than *definitely*

 

[symyjym]

That's been doing the rounds for a few days, there's another photo from the training ground too. Ali isn't signing because he doesn't like being tackled.

I think we dodged a bullet with this one. His body language in the photo screams that he doesn't even want to be there. I've never heard a player say that any league would be too tough for them so I hope that statement bites him in the 4rse with the other clubs that may be interested in him.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

If he's not signing, I hope we made him PAY for whatever he's got in that club shop bag.

 

[8ace]

Outside the Royal Pavillion:

 

[SweatyMexican]

60 pages. Jesus Christ.

 

[edna krabappel]

60 pages. Jesus Christ.

Probably Allah, in all honesty.

 

[Gwylan]

Probably Allah, in all honesty.

To be fair, Jesus Christ would be some signing. May not be around for the Easter games though but would be the sort of miracle worker we need. And he could sort the catering out

 

[seagullwedgee]

..... And when it comes to crosses, well..........

 

[Triggaaar]

..... And when it comes to crosses, well..........

Nailed on cert

 

[Spanish Seagulls]

60 pages eh, has anyone mentioned his eyebrows yet? I can't be arsed to read through to find out but golly gosh they probably have their own Facebook page!

 

[Albumen]

60 pages. Jesus Christ.

We were willing to pay 1.4m, and agreed a deal with NEC. He looks mustard. He visited the amex, but (so far) he'd rather play in the top tier. I think that's why it's got to 60 pages.

 

[Sheebo]

Still think we may get him. His agent hinted that he may be available to sign in '4weeks' so maybe if there's no other top flight options, we may get him. Who knows... Also the 2 signings we've made won't have gone unnoticed...