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***Worlds Hardest Creature VII, THE FINAL***
- Thread starter Garry Nelson's Left Foot
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Stato
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- Dec 21, 2011
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Cheshire Cat
The most curious thing..
Fix - complete fix.
Bloody crustacean. It's about as hard as a prawn cocktail.
Bloody crustacean. It's about as hard as a prawn cocktail.
Eric Potts
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I voted HB . His day will come . But I'm not a bad loser . Well done to the crazy crustacean.
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
I'm late to this. That shrimp has impressive super-powers for sure, and in its own right it is a worthy finalist. The fact it can deliver a devastating SLAP faster than Geoff Boycott on Red Bull makes him a formidable adversery.
But jesus. When you see a creature tear apart a lethal venomous predator, go into shock and nearly DIE through eating it, then just come round and carry on with it like a cold pizza in the morning...that, my friends, is a special kind of MENTAL. That goes beyond confidence or assuredness. It goes beyond sanity. A creature that comes back from the dead and faces down its own mortality for the sake of lunch...you just can't bargain with that.
Honey badger. How could it not have been the honey badger.
But jesus. When you see a creature tear apart a lethal venomous predator, go into shock and nearly DIE through eating it, then just come round and carry on with it like a cold pizza in the morning...that, my friends, is a special kind of MENTAL. That goes beyond confidence or assuredness. It goes beyond sanity. A creature that comes back from the dead and faces down its own mortality for the sake of lunch...you just can't bargain with that.
Honey badger. How could it not have been the honey badger.
Stumpy Tim
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144 people disagree.
Stato
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b0418x7x
And where is the BBC's hour long tribute to the Shrimp? To paraphrase Bob Hoskins in The Long Good Friday 'The Mantis Shrimp, I've shit 'em.'
And where is the BBC's hour long tribute to the Shrimp? To paraphrase Bob Hoskins in The Long Good Friday 'The Mantis Shrimp, I've shit 'em.'
brakespear
Doctor Worm
The Shrimp doesn't need tributes - the Shrimp already knows.
Monsieur Le Plonk
Lethargy in motion
He went down swinging! Plucky honey badger takes on pride of lions each 15 times his size - and holds them off for 30 minutes.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2641503/He-went-swinging-Plucky-honey-badger-takes-pride-lions-15-times-size-holds-30-minutes.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2641503/He-went-swinging-Plucky-honey-badger-takes-pride-lions-15-times-size-holds-30-minutes.html
Gullflyinghigh
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- Apr 23, 2012
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You've got no chance of 'the misinformed' ever admitting that the Honeybadger is the pinnacle of 'hard', regardless of evidence such as the above. It's sad but true.
MattBackHome
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- Jul 7, 2003
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The biggest STITCH UP of all time, this final.
Gullflyinghigh
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- Apr 23, 2012
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Surely it's an indication of its hardness that a Honeybadger standing against lions for that long is a non-story? Any other animal of similar size and it'd be viral by now, with an accompanying Facebook group and novelty t-shirts.
MattBackHome
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- Jul 7, 2003
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I'm still reeling that the Mantis Shrimp won this. Staggering. The levels of IDIOCY on this board are truly spectacular.
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Hove / Παρος
The cassowary is the hardest. Total loon, it's an injustice it has never won NSCs much coveted trophy 
fruitnveg
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I thought butthurt was a short term thing, not a chronic condition. Who knew it could last three and a half months?
martin tyler
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- Jan 25, 2013
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Oh dear. Seems the bitter team Honey Badger have returned. 
There is always next year.
There is always next year.
Kazenga <3
Test 805843
'We left the scene with the lions still passing around the badger between them - none of them knowing what to do to kill the animal.'
This competition lost any shred of credibility it had this year. No doubt next year the shrimp will be knocked out in the groups and the honey badger will fall in the final again to a bunch of ****tards who think it would be MEGALOLZ to crown some newly discovered bacteria as champion of the ****ing world. Same sort of mongs who likely voted UKIP.
Bold Seagull
strong and stable with me, or...
Called it….
Kazenga <3
Test 805843
You seem determined to make a name for yourself by posting as much as is physically possible and appear to be under the delusion that by aligning yourself with the mods in fraudulent competitions such as these you may somehow gain favour? When the regime eventually comes crashing down, and it will, nobody will be able to put a name to your corpse.
Up the badger.