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MICK PATCHAM

Banned
Feb 23, 2013
764
clues in the title
ive been to Lewes bonfire night .... and i cant see a stadium being any more dangerous! especially with all those lovely prefects er i mean stewards to fluff your comfy seat up and hold our hand in case somebody swears ....we have a roof now ? I know we have SOME roofs
 


HawkTheSeagull

New member
Jan 31, 2012
9,122
Eastbourne


The Large One

Who's Next?
Jul 7, 2003
52,343
97.2FM
If you want to stand next to a flare, stand next to a flare. If you don't want to, don't. Either way, you don't have to go on grizzling about it.

All we've learned from this is you're buggering off to Florence, and you've once again mentioned bedwetting, almost inviting someone to ask you about it.

What a crashing bore you are.
 


MICK PATCHAM

Banned
Feb 23, 2013
764
clues in the title
If you want to stand next to a flare, stand next to a flare. If you don't want to, don't. Either way, you don't have to go on grizzling about it.

All we've learned from this is you're buggering off to Florence, and you've once again mentioned bedwetting, almost inviting someone to ask you about it.

What a crashing bore you are.



You certainly are a large one . How is discussing smoke flares (a current topic for football fans) and travelling to another country to sample different stadia boring ? what is boring is you trolling my posts .
 








MICK PATCHAM

Banned
Feb 23, 2013
764
clues in the title
Just so people know what calibre of posts im up against ...this absolute belly laugh from The Large One earlier .....and i quote ..."What's red and invisible?-

No tomatoes. " .....cretin
 




Dec 29, 2011
8,029
1 in 12 adults currently have asthma in the United Kingdom, basically you're saying 2300 (bit more than one or two) people shouldn't attend because of something they didn't choose. I'm not against flares, this is the kind of thing that clubs take into account when banning them, as well as idiots who lob them, now THEY are the ones who ruin it!

You spent your Tuesday evening looking up asthmatic rates in the UK :lolol:
 








The Large One

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Jul 7, 2003
52,343
97.2FM
Just so people know what calibre of posts im up against ...this absolute belly laugh from The Large One earlier .....and i quote ..."What's red and invisible?-

No tomatoes. " .....cretin

Wow. While it's widely understood you are one of the board's biggest trolls, you take a silly joke from a silly jokes thread, and believe it to be a form of intellectual calibre. I don't know if it's tragic or amusing to see you fail on such a basic level.

You're up against your own stupidity, and losing. That takes a rare talent.
 


Winker

CUM ON FEEL THE NOIZE
Jul 14, 2008
2,399
The Astral Planes, man...
Abroad they look great - here they just look shite.

That said, it does help pinpoint where the idiots are as they will then get a life banning order. Is it really worth setting one off to just be banned from stadia for life ?

Banning fans for wearing flares? Quite right too, they are so nineteen-seventies. I guess the away end will be empty on Saturday though!
 


The Large One

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Jul 7, 2003
52,343
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Obviously on a wind up. I shouldn't have taken this thread seriously.

The clue was in the first post, really.

He asked a question which he already knew the answer to, setting the marker down by insinuating anyone who didn't like flares as 'bedwetters'; it was a loaded question. Hence he is such a crashing bore.

He's like one of the many conspiracy theorists one here, unable to see the almighty holes in their non-argument.
 




MICK PATCHAM

Banned
Feb 23, 2013
764
clues in the title
Wow. While it's widely understood you are one of the board's biggest trolls, you take a silly joke from a silly jokes thread, and believe it to be a form of intellectual calibre. I don't know if it's tragic or amusing to see you fail on such a basic level.

You're up against your own stupidity, and losing. That takes a rare talent.

I dont beleive it to be a form of intellectual calibre ....i said this is THE CALIBRE .....clean your goggles ****tard "its widely understood " ? put your ego away ...you still havent answered my question .. "How is discussing smoke flares (a current topic for football fans) and travelling to another country to sample different stadia boring ? "
 




The Large One

Who's Next?
Jul 7, 2003
52,343
97.2FM
"its widely understood " ? put your ego away you cock ...you still havent answered my question .. "How is discussing smoke flares (a current topic for football fans) and travelling to another country to sample different stadia boring ? "

Not my ego on trial here, sweetcheeks. It's your tedious trolling. And your constant mentioning of 'bedwetting'. Something you wish to tell us?

And I have answered your 'question'.
 


RM-Taylor

He's Magic.... You Know
Jan 7, 2006
15,276
Was great in the away end at London Road circa 1999. Pretty sure we had one or two "proper" flares then.
 




MICK PATCHAM

Banned
Feb 23, 2013
764
clues in the title
Not my ego on trial here, sweetcheeks. It's your tedious trolling. And your constant mentioning of 'bedwetting'. Something you wish to tell us?

And I have answered your 'question'.

Its a phrase pertaining to the nannying around attending football these days ...do you get that ? shall i type slower so you can catch up ? im asking if there has been injuries with smoke flares at football matches ....if i knew i wouldnt have asked . I then said i was going to watch Fiorentina this year where there is a likelyhood of smoke flares ...see the relevance ? The Troll is you posting on every thread of mine like some pompous sanctimonious school teacher . You my friend are the bore , if you dont like what i post or dont want to discuss the topic i start on this FORUM (look it up ) DONT POST ON IT DUMBO.
 


Woodchip

It's all about the bikes
Aug 28, 2004
14,460
Shaky Town, NZ
Dear Mods, Please can we keep Mick? He's so dumb it's funny.

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