Things we have yet to witness at the Amex

[ditchy]

Two opposing supporters having a post-match duel in the middle of the pitch, using umbrellas instead of swords (which I have seen at another ground).

where was that ?

 

[Stat Brother]

A hat-trick would be nice.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

A game where Ashley Barnes hasn't been slagged-off by somebody within earshot.

Oh, & a good 'ol Thunder Storm & Downpour combination set.

 

[The Optimist]

A new manager's first home game.

 

[Bigtomfu]

A double sending off in the first fifteen minutes? Oh.

Last minute winners? Oh.

Away fans outsinging the home fans? NO

 

[Norman Potting]

-The Illuminati giving a brief Powerpoint presentation on the big screens outlining their aims, objectives and recruitment policy.
-Julian Assange parading around the pitch to a standing ovation.
-Police Horses.
-Play interrupted by a duck on the pitch.

 

[Jam The Man]

The ref getting pranged by the ball...always gets a good cheer

Goal direct from a corner

 

[The Large One]

This, pissing up against a goalpost...

 

[Twinkle Toes]

A chant of "Where were you when you were shit" from the away support...

 

[wardy wonder land]

snow + orange ball

 

[Everest]

Didn't Gus get sent off at Doncaster?

No, but he did get sent off AGAINST them


A player changing shorts on the touchline?

 

[The Gem]

Goal music.

NO NO NO NO Never let me listen to goal music!!!!

 

[Meade's Ball]

A vengeful selection of zombie baboons driving dwarf-sized tanks into the centre circle before firing speed-of-sound arrows with chattering teeth on the front, attached to 100m hoovering tubes, into the crowd. The nibbled flesh and blood is sucked back to the mouth of the driver, his radar chief, engineer and Russell Grant. The little tanks have burrowing devices and into the ground they go to the centre of the earth. One is skewered fortunately by our dramatic pitch-watering devices. One of the deceased-but-living baboons is detoothed and kept as a pet Charlie Oatway, who feeds it mashed otter tails. The bitten members of the crowd become squawking maniacs and sit on car-roofs until shot into their newly-formed trouser-tearing blue arses, the weakspot for any baboon.

 

[honey boy zimba]

Toilet paper thrown at the away goal ,you just dont see enough toilet paper at matches now days.

 

[halbpro]

No, but he did get sent off AGAINST them

Yes, realised after I posted. I'm a numpty.

 

[Gazwag]

A standing ovation for an opposition player (yes why didn't Murray ....er..never mind)

Didn't Gerrard get one

A handsome win against Palace.

I would say just a win for this season would be sufficient

 

[Gazwag]

An atmosphere in the ground 7 minutes before half time and 7 minutes after - I'm sure the players think they are back at Withdean when the ref starts the second half

 

[Albion_Dave]

A female streaker.

 

[Gregory2Smith1]

a premiership match

 

[Lady Whistledown]

A pitch invasion by a random animal.