2012 World's Hardest Creature Competition.......anyone up for it?

[turienzo's lovechild]

i literally COULDN'T WAIT could i

anyway, we've seen an influx of new members to the site in the last year, many of whom would have missed out on last years EXTRAVAGANZA

if people are up for it, then this can turn into the QUALIFICATION THREAD

(normal rules.....for a BEAST to qualify for the tournament, they must be nominated and then seconded)

 

[dgh123]

[MENTION=1349]turienzo's lovechild[/MENTION]

Can I have the link to last years thread? cheers

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

[MENTION=1349]turienzo's lovechild[/MENTION]

Can I have the link to last years thread? cheers

if you go on my profile and then threads started by me it's on page 2 and 3

 

[dgh123]

thanks

 

[Kazenga <3]

I will get the ball rolling with the People's Champion. 2012 will be the year of the badger.

 

[skipper734]

It's about time the Honey Badger got the major prize. I second it.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

automatic qualifier......orca (current champion)

 

[Andrew]

Ah Tom I see you have listened to my wise words. Wait 2 or 3 weeks? Who cares, let's get this over with.

I'm guessing this is the qualification thread, lets see how how the Brazilian Wandering Spider gets on:

This thing sends shivers down my spine just looking at it on a computer screen.. face to face I would probably die of fear before it kills me anyway...

This thing will kill you, no surviving allowed in his books, you piss it off in anyway, you're dead.

 

[Andrew]

Can we make a rule about members making extra accounts to boost voting?

I remember people doing this last year so don't do it, it's pretty sad.

 

[Andrew]

CAPE BUFFALO

Weighs 1.5 tons
Can stand at 1.9 meters fully grown
3 meters from nose to tail
"Every year the Cape Buffalo is known to maul and kill multiple humans; some believe that it kills more humans in Africa every year than any other creature."

This thing is 'ARD!

 

[Washie]

Polar Bear

These massive creatures, native to the Arctic, regularly eat elephant seals and could cut off a human head with one swipe of its paw. The Polar Bear is the most carnivorous of all the Bears and will eat walruses, whales, rheindeer, and even other polar bears.

 

[Withdean11]

The Wolverine

Height: 25 to 34 inches, not including the tail.

Weight: 10 to 30 kilograms or 22 to 70 pounds.

Running Speed: Unknown. The Wolverine is primarily an ambush killer, which means it doesn't need to run quickly.

Coloring: brown with white stripes down the back.

Bite Force: Roughly 400 pounds per square inch.

Fighting Style: Solitary hunter. Scavenger.

Unusual Characteristics: The Wolverine is a ferocious animal, considering its size. They have been known to drive off bears and wolves and even kill Moose.

 

[Withdean11]

The Hyena

Height: 28-35 inches at the shoulder.

Weight: 90 to 190 pounds.

Running Speed: Top speed of 30 mph or 50 km/h.

Coloring: Brown and black. The spotted Hyena sports spots, while the striped Hyena has stripes.

Bite Force: 1000 pounds per square inch.

Fighting Style: Pack animal. Premier scavenger.

Unusual Characteristics: The Hyena's jaws are very powerful and are capable of crushing bone. They also have unusally potent stomach acids, allowing them to digest bone and other hard materials.

 

[Withdean11]

Fangtooth Fish

 

[WhingForPresident]

The Immortal Jellyfish.
It cannot die, therefore, it is the hardest creature.

 

[Marty McFly]

It has to be the Komodo Dragon.

 

[catfish]

Polar Bear
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These massive creatures, native to the Arctic, regularly eat elephant seals and could cut off a human head with one swipe of its paw. The Polar Bear is the most carnivorous of all the Bears and will eat walruses, whales, rheindeer, and even other polar bears.

Was that picture taken in the wild or in a Dutch zoo?

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

Yes!

It should be a bobby dazzler of a tournament with all the new posters. I can see all kinds of hissy fits, sulks and tantrums over the next couple of weeks. Particularly for the fans of the H.B - who have worked tirelessly over the last four years to bring knowledge of the little fella's ferocity to the wider public- this could be a traumatic competition. I can't wait!

[MENTION=19935]Washie[/MENTION], no need to nominate the polar beer. That beast is in the hall of fame for winning the first two competitions.

[MENTION=7]Mustafa Kemal[/MENTION], just because man city won the f.a cup last year doesn't mean they're going to win it again this year.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Reckon Benton's worth a wildcard

 

[Lord Bamber]

Nice, this will fill the void in my life since the loss of my beloved JPT.

Come on Honey Badger Fans, 2012 will be year our year. Unless the People's Champion will be just like the People's Champion of Snooker, Jimmy White, much loved, a world beater on his day, but just unable to deliver on the world stage.