Buckley out AGAIN

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Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
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Will Buckley has been ruled out of Albion contention for the foreseeable future after it emerged that the flying winger picked up a new injury last week.

Buckley, 22, had recently returned to fitness after being plagued with a series of hamstring problems this season, but is now sidelined again after he strained his groin climbing out of a monster truck at a stunt show in Guildford last Thursday.

The loss of the £1m summer signing from Watford is another blow for Gus Poyet's injury-hit squad, but the Brighton manager was philosophical about the news. "It's disappointing for Will, for me, for the fans, but its just one of those things we have to get on with. Will Buckley still has a big part to play this season, but you ask me when is this, then I will have to say to you I don't know. Go on, ask me."

"When is this ?" I asked. "I don't know" replied the Albion boss, and went on; "Will was climbing down from the monster truck in Guildford at the redneck stunt show when he slipped on a step, jagged his leg and strained a groin muscle. Thats it".

"Jarred" I said.
"What ?"
"Jarred. You said he jagged his leg, I think you meant he jarred it".
"Well look, whatever, it's knackered his groin now isn't it. Luckily Spazzer (Matt Sparrow) was there to help him back to his Renault Megane, but if you ask me when he is back, I'll just tell you again. I don't know".

Adam El Abd and Will Hoskins came through last nights win at Derby unscathed, and are in contention for Saturdays Championship match at the Amex against strugglers Nottingham Forest, who have slipped into the bottom three following a 4-0 defeat at home by Leeds.

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A monster truck yesterday, similar to the one that injured Buckley.
 




Sheebo

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Jul 13, 2003
29,319
FFS why the hell was he trying these sorts of things when he knows he has a dodgey groin. Players should look after themselves better... FFSBUCKERS
 




Tom Hark Preston Park

Will Post For Cash
Jul 6, 2003
70,703
DAMN that monster truck! CURSE that stupid stunt show! A player as unluckley as Buckley should NEVER venture near one of those! :angry:
 
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Huple

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May 28, 2008
798
Standish Sanatarium
Firstly Will Hoskins tears an abductor muscle whilst riding 'The Bronco Billy' rodeo bull ride at last summers Godalming`s cowboy extravaganza and now this. We don`t seem to have much luck with Surrey shows do we ?
 








Surrey_Albion

New member
Jan 17, 2011
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Horley
Yup. That's the only part of the article I'm not convinced by.
You see that was the flaw in Easy10 cunning article, If he had said, "Ess how you say,complicated" then I would have fallen hook line and sinker, a bit like the way Buckley fell from his Monster Truck
 




moggy

Well-known member
Oct 15, 2003
5,050
southwick
If it was posted by any other person other than EASY 10 I'd believe it
 




Mellotron

I've asked for soup
Jul 2, 2008
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Brighton
This has got to be a wind up .

I would've thought so if written by someone else, but Easy doesn't generally go in for that. He is a f***ing sicknote. FFS.
 


Icy Gull

Back on the rollercoaster
Jul 5, 2003
72,015
The thread title made me angry and then I saw who the thread starter was.
 


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