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willow147

Active member
Mar 16, 2011
954
Romney Marsh, Kent
This is a beauty, taken in our back garden a while back.

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BRIGHT ON Q

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
9,136
If you get a spider ,put it in a glass and put something thin over the top and take a little way from your house and let it go.Don't kill it.
 


tedebear

Legal Alien
Jul 7, 2003
16,871
In my computer
Spiders that come inside my house get deaded. Spiders live outside and I live inside.

The sound of one walking across my pillow when I was younger simply did me in. Wolf Spiders usually where I grew up came inside as did Huntsmen....evil things...

Next door neighbours had to have their cat put down once - it came into their house with a bloody great big Mouse Spider in its jaws which had obviously bitten it. Poor thing didn't have a chance and basically expired on the back door mat. Spider and cat went into a box and off to the vets. Neighbour came back without a cat and the slightly chewed remains of the spider in a specimen jar.
 




Samej

Banned
Apr 24, 2011
1,303
I love them. In the UK they're harmless wonderful things. Happily clearing up the flies and stuff humans don't like.
I have loads of them in my house, and they're welcome.

Shit scared of them myself but never kill them, i use a pint glass and beer matt to catch and releasee them into the garden.
 


Not scared of them but don't particularly enjoy picking the things up to lob out the window.

I held a Mexican Red Knee Taratula once at a place in somerset, very gentle thing it was, they didn't get the Goliath bird eating spider out because she was a bit grumpy, which was nice.
 








Albumen

Don't wait for me!
Jan 19, 2010
11,495
Brighton - In your face
Spiders that come inside my house get deaded. Spiders live outside and I live inside.

The sound of one walking across my pillow when I was younger simply did me in. Wolf Spiders usually where I grew up came inside as did Huntsmen....evil things...

Next door neighbours had to have their cat put down once - it came into their house with a bloody great big Mouse Spider in its jaws which had obviously bitten it. Poor thing didn't have a chance and basically expired on the back door mat. Spider and cat went into a box and off to the vets. Neighbour came back without a cat and the slightly chewed remains of the spider in a specimen jar.

Presumably this wasn't in Shoreham!
 






Notters

Well-known member
Oct 20, 2003
24,873
Guiseley
Shit scared of them myself but never kill them, i use a pint glass and beer matt to catch and releasee them into the garden.

Pretty sure I read that if you take them to within 25 metres of where you found them they'll come straight back?
 


porkdog

Member
May 9, 2008
554
by the sea
Sweet jesus thats not even big!

Were you aware that on average a human will eat 8 spiders in their sleep during their lifetime ?

I was aware of this and I am pretty sure if that bastard crawled in there I would've died from being choked to death.

Just imagine waking up naturally to one half in half out your mouth. I would shit myself
 






Tummy Burger

New member
Aug 1, 2003
1,079
Haywards Heath
:rolleyes:

Happy to come and get rid of any spiders you boys can't deal with.

However you can return the favour if I ever get a snake in my house.

Brave girl. If it helps, I saw a snake in Haywards Heath 2 weeks ago. NOW THAT IS WEIRD. Looked it up, and I believe it was a grass snake.
 






Jul 5, 2003
12,644
Chertsey
There was a huge one in my sink in the kitchen last night. I normally vacuum them but being in the sink meant I couldn't - so I ran the hot tap for 20 minutes until I thought it had died. Haven't had the courage to look back in the sink yet. It was so big you could see that it had feet! Horrible and still makes me feel all shaky :(
 




Jul 5, 2003
12,644
Chertsey
Yep, had three of these big black bastards in the last week. Bloody quick they are, I proper shit myself when they run at me. Luckily for them I hold some buddhist beliefs so they geterally get to live, but they do get chucked out the nearest window.

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That's the bastard that was in my sink. Really horrible. :(
 


Stoichkov

The Miserable Bulgarian
Jul 26, 2004
1,333
Brighton
3 big ones last night - first sign autumn isn't far away as they all try to pile indoors when it gets a bit chilly
 


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