Poyet's Meeting With Barnes....

[The Gem]

Knock, Knock,

Poyet: Come in Ashley, take a seat.

Poyet: How can I help you Ashley.

Barnes: Well boss, I want to know why Im in the 2nd Team?

Poyet: Because we dont have a 3rd Team!!!!

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

What?

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Very strange.

 

[Sitch]

Deary me.

 

[middletoenail]

Thats a bit harsh, I happen to quite like Barnes.

 

[Rookie]

wow

 

[Vegas Seagull]

Knock, Knock,

Poyet: Come in Ashley, take a seat.

Poyet: How can I help you Ashley.

Barnes: Well boss, I want to know why Im in the 2nd Team?

Poyet: Because we dont have a 3rd Team!!!!

I'll name myself after a lettuce, says it all

 

[Smythe]

Barnes will score plenty of goals this season as will CMS and Hoskins.......i dont see a problem myself.

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

Why why bother doing that? It is beyond me why people are not supportive of a young striker with great potential. He's also a really nice bloke, not like he's a Leon Knight type hate figure?

 

[Gazwag]

How did Poyet know it was Ashley knocking on the door, I'm sure Gus will keep it shut so unless he has memorised all the players knocks then he wouldn't knit is was him, would he.

 

[The Gem]

Have a bit of fun guys, you take life to serious!!!

The door was glass.

 

[Gazwag]

What's the difference between Ashley Barnes and Billy Sharp

Once had a defender on the line the other didn't

 

[trueblue]

An old chestnut adapted from a true story involving Brian Clough. Can't remember who the player was though.

Well done

 

[sully]

Apart from his obvious problem with one on one situations, I can't see that he's done much wrong since he arrived.
And once he's managed to convert a 1 v 1, he'll be flying.


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[bhafc99]

Not funny. Not fair.

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

What's the difference between Ashley Barnes and Billy Sharp

Once had a defender on the line the other didn't

Exactly, if Barnes' chance had crept in we wouldn't be reading any rubbish like this!

 

[Kazenga <3]

He's in the 1st team though?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Early contender for Tumbleweed Moment Of The Season

 

[The Large One]

Knock, Knock,

Poyet: Come in Ashley, take a seat.

Poyet: How can I help you Ashley.

Barnes: Well boss, I want to know why Im in the 2nd Team?

Poyet: Because we dont have a 3rd Team!!!!

That's one of the funniest things I've ever read.

Um. Er...

 

[Gazwag]

Have a bit of fun guys, you take life to serious!!!

The door was glass.

The manager's door isn't glass though is it.