Daily Mail

[Poyetry In Motion]

Has anyone glanced at the Daily Mail today ?
ruddy heck, there's some right pigs in knickers in Newcastle.....

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1242198/Youre-going-dressed-like-Snow-joke-did-.html

 

[alan partridge]

I was up in Newcastle this time of year a coupleof years back and was pleased to see the Viz stereotypes aren't just plucked out of thin air. Unbelievable scenes

Bit unfair to just pick out the women though. All the blokes were walking round in tight t-shirts.

What's that woman in the first picture got on her face?

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i never really noticed it when i lived there to be honest......but i usually went out during the week rather than weekend, and tended to avoid the bigg market at any cost

 

[Robbie G]

'a legacy of broken britain under labour where throwing shots and cocktails down your neck till you cannot stand,then get a kebab,have a fight,then vomit all over yourself is the norm....

what a dump,no wonder so many good people want to leave asap......'

 

[Buzzer]

Yes

Yes, Yes

Maybe after 4 pints, No

Not a chance

No, Maybe after 7 pints from behind if she kept the outfit on

 

[Buzzer]

Yes please

Yes, Probably as long as she lost the trousers and coat but kept the rest of the outfit on

No, Maybe but looks like a 7 pinter

Yes, Yes, Yes

That concludes the scoring.

 

[Simster]

That concludes the scoring.

To be fair, you've scored it perfectly.

 

[Harley S]

Is the girl with the policewoman Britney Spears !!!

 

[Johnny Crumplin Football]

Is the girl with the policewoman Britney Spears !!!

Beat me to it

 

[Durlston]

Is the girl with the policewoman Britney Spears !!!

She looks proper filth.YES!

 

[Johnny Crumplin Football]

Definitley lob one up the one on the left. Nice bit of meat on the bone.

 

[The Wizard]

Yes to all.

 

[Johnny Crumplin Football]

Thanks! This thread has brightened up a mind-numbingly dull day at the orifice

 

[Johnny Crumplin Football]

Just wished Britain produced more beauties like this.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I can't put my finger on why, exactly, but that photo is the funniest thing I've seen all day

 

[WATFORD zero]

I can't put my finger on why, exactly, but that photo is the funniest thing I've seen all day

I think it's that look of unfounded hope on her face

Now if she was in wolverhampton i know someone who ............

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

I can't put my finger on why, exactly, but that photo is the funniest thing I've seen all day

I would'nt lay a finger on it thats for sure.

 

[Danny-Boy]

I can't put my finger on why, exactly, but that photo is the funniest thing I've seen all day

Lard on legs....and the handbag delicately held out to one side.

 

[strings]

I think it's that look of unfounded hope on her face

Now if she was in wolverhampton i know someone who ............

Not me!

 

[Trigger]

Hey, fat birds need loving too!