KZNSeagull
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Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Because Ken came in a different box.
Because Ken came in a different box.
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Dick Swiveller
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More likely the lack of genitalia.
He just wasn't getting enough action man!
Midge, Barbie's pregnant friend was married to Alan, Ken's friend. She features in the new Barbie movie.
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Coldeanseagull
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Jeez, look at those stretch marks!
METALMICKY
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And have not seen the new divorced Barbie doll? She comes with Ken's house, car and pension!
After my second divorce I stopped getting married. Instead, now I just find women I don’t like and buy them a house.And have not seen the new divorced Barbie doll? She comes with Ken's house, car and pension!
I worked for a lovely family in a very posh house in East Preston. The daughter used to play with all her Barbies in the bath and left them to dry out in the sink.
I arranged them into a giant orgy on the side with Ken doing his utmost to occupy three young ladies.
Yes yes the lady of the house came back whilst all the lads were laughing.
We do still talk.
I arranged them into a giant orgy on the side with Ken doing his utmost to occupy three young ladies.
Yes yes the lady of the house came back whilst all the lads were laughing.
We do still talk.
- Apr 5, 2014
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So if Ken came in a different box would this not be an indicator of some kind of rift between the two. I suspect they are not talking because she is pregnant. Either Ken wants nothing to do with it or there is a third party involved.
Of course, the most joyous part of this is seeing the American Right losing their marbles over how 'woke' it is
Of course, the most joyous part of this is seeing the American Right losing their marbles over how 'woke' it is
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Is there a punchline Questions?
Dan Wootton, Martin Branning and Maria Joseph walk into a bar.
"By yourself tonight Dan?" says the barman
"By yourself tonight Dan?" says the barman
No I’m doing stories that have no punchlines from now on. Punchlines are so 70’s
Is it PotG?
Thrifty non-licker
A polite way to greet a punter would be to open up with a 'Good evening' or similar.
I fear he may sell less drink/food with his abrupt approach.
I agree. So, I wouldn't, but Edward Woodward would.
The Pilsbury Echo
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Christ, that's some Caesarean!...I take it she will be having some plastic surgery?
I'll get my coat.....
- Oct 17, 2008
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I think surgery will be unnecessary as it is a plastic doll. The belly appears to be on a hinge allowing anyone to simply open the plastic flap and retrieve the baby from inside.
Is it PotG?
Thrifty non-licker
Similarly I was unimpressed with the 'gripping hands' addition to the Action Man doll.
That rubber fold up with Steve Austin's arm was a joke.
- Oct 17, 2008
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Hasbro OUT
