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[News] I wouldnt mind being his Barber !!









BN9 BHA

DOCKERS
NSC Patron
Jul 14, 2013
21,734
Newhaven
I never realised drawing a line with a marker pen and operating No's 2 and 4 with clippers constituted being a barber.

as a draughtsman I guess I'm half qualified as I can draw lines AND curves*

( * If I concentrate )
I have been cutting my own hair with clippers for a while, maybe we should go into business with you drawing the lines and me operating the clippers. :smile: :wink:
 




herecomesaregular

We're in the pipe, 5 by 5
Oct 27, 2008
4,291
Still in Brighton
The bloke has never said anything interesting before a game, at half time or after 90 mins. The whole mateyness makes me cringe, laughing at each other's dire jokes. Amazon is better but unfortunately laughing-at-everything-and-nothing-Micah turns up there aswell ... Much prefer Roy Keane, especially when he has his magnificent beard (to keep on the hair theme).
 




monty uk

Well-known member
Sep 25, 2018
633
I never realised drawing a line with a marker pen and operating No's 2 and 4 with clippers constituted being a barber.

as a draughtsman I guess I'm half qualified as I can draw lines AND curves*

( * If I concentrate )
I though that a curve was what you got when you drew a straight line without concentrating.
 












Whitechapel

Famous Last Words
Jul 19, 2014
4,140
Not in Whitechapel
I imagine most people who watch the shows he's on are white men. A football forum is probably a pretty good sample of people who watch him.

If you think an Internet forum in 2023 is a good sample then fair enough. That shows just how painfully middle aged you are though. :wink:

This place is quite often the definition of ‘Old Man Yells At Cloud’
 






Triggaaar

Well-known member
Oct 24, 2005
50,281
Goldstone
Only white men watch football? That’s news to me.
Did I say all? No, I said most, in reply to a post that made out like only white middle aged men post on NSC. That's news to me too.
 


Lindfield by the Pond

Well-known member
Jan 10, 2009
1,890
Lindfield (near the pond)
Any holiday plans this summer…….
Just practicing 😀
 




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