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The Clamp

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The sacking letters between them are little more than another declaration of the so-called achievements of the Tory government. They know these are always published and use them as a vehicle for their propaganda.
They make Kim Jong Un look like Kofi Annan.


Dear Nadhim,
When I became Prime Minister last year, I pledged that the Government I lead would have integrity, professionalism and accountability at every level.
That is why, following new information which came to light in recent days regarding your personal financial arrangements and declarations, I asked Sir Laurie Magnus, the Independent Adviser on Ministers' Interests, to fully investigate this matter. You agreed and undertook to co-operate fully with the inquiry.
Following the completion of the Independent Adviser's investigation - the findings of which he has shared with us both - it is clear that there has been a serious breach of the Ministerial Code. As a result, I have informed you of my decision to remove you from your position in His Majesty's Government.
As you leave, you should be extremely proud of your wide-ranging achievements in government over the last five years.
In particular, your successful oversight of the Covid 19 vaccine procurement and deployment programme which ensured the United Kingdom was at the forefront of the global response to the coronavirus pandemic.
Your role was critical to ensuring our country came through this crisis and saved many lives. And as the Conservative Party Chairman, you have undertaken significant restructuring to Conservative Campaign Headquarters and readied us for important work in the coming months.
It is also with pride that I, and previous Prime Ministers, have been able to draw upon the services of a Kurdish-born Iraqi refugee at the highest levels of the UK Government. That is something which people up and down this country have rightly valued.
I know I will be able to count on your support from the backbenches as you continue to passionately and determinedly serve your constituents of Stratford-on-Avon and represent the many issues and campaigns you are dedicated to. Thank you for your service to this and previous governments.
Yours sincerely,
Rishi “spineless twat” Sunak



The letter from Nadhim Zahawi​

Dear Prime Minister,
Thank you for your kind words. It has been, after being blessed with my loving family, the privilege of my life to serve in successive governments and make what I believe to have been a tangible difference to the country I love.
I arrived in this country fleeing persecution and speaking no English. Here, I built a successful business and served in some of the highest offices in government. I believe that in no other country on earth would my story be possible. It reaffirms my belief in the greatness and compassion of our nation.
I take particular pride in two achievements in government. First the vaccine rollout. This saved huge numbers of lives. It is also what has allowed us to move beyond Covid and get our economy and society moving again. I believe that there are wider lessons for governments in the success of this programme. Policy making and delivery are normally treated as two separate processes. In the vaccine rollout, they were combined, and I think that accounts for why it worked so well. If we could apply this model to other parts of government, I believe it could have a transformative results.
The second was my role in the mourning period for Her Late Majesty Queen Elizabeth II. Those days, that celebration of her life of service represented so much of what is best about our country. I was honoured that as Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster I could help ensure that everything went smoothly and that as many people as possible could pay their respects and tributes to our longest serving monarch.
I am concerned, however, about the conduct of some of the fourth estate in recent weeks. In a week when a Member of Parliament was physically assaulted, I fail to see how one headline on this issue 'The Noose Tightens' reflects legitimate scrutiny of public officials. I am sorry to my family for the toll this has taken on them.
You can be assured of my support form the backbenches in the coming years. Your five priorities are the right priorities, and I will do whatever I can to help you deliver them.
Yours,
Rt Hon Nadhim “tax evading liar” Zahawi MP



Vaccine vaccine blah blah loved the queen rhubarb rhubarb.

Love the queen and country but not enough to pay your fair share of taxes.

Fuuuck off with you.
 


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I see Mogg has got a job at Geebies too. These "partisan" news channels are the new medium for the Tories as the Russian money dries up.
Indeed.

Before too long, the collection of criminals, right wing crack-pots, tax evaders, liars, thieves and bullies currently calling themselves His Majesty’s Government will be nothing more than a mob of fringe interest loons able to command only the attention of fascist ghosts who lurk in greasy corners of the internet waiting for hate speeches by thugs like Zahawi and Raab to be uploaded like turds floating to the surface.

Brexit will be reversed, Sunak will be a footnote in history, Johnson a man only spoken of in mocking laughter and the lid of the ark will come crashing back into place, allowing reason, calm and sensible debate to once again reign.

This is how it can be.
 
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Because she cares? Who wouldn't care about exposing outright corruption?
I know but was she this noisy when Johnson was hanging on to power?
Can’t be repeated enough, in my opinion. If she reaches someone who wouldn’t normally engage with political news and makes them aware of wrong doings and corruption, all the better.
I agree but why pick on Ritchie when she could have gone for Johnson and Trussterfuck?
 


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I know but was she this noisy when Johnson was hanging on to power?

I agree but why pick on Ritchie when she could have gone for Johnson and Trussterfuck?
I think she has always tweeted about the Tory’s. I don’t have Twitter though so I’m not 💯
 




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GOSBTS
She was very good mates with Mone until recently
 




Thunder Bolt

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I know but was she this noisy when Johnson was hanging on to power?

I agree but why pick on Ritchie when she could have gone for Johnson and Trussterfuck?
It was Zahawi.

This is another of hers. Don't forget, the facts have to be fairly watertight or else she's get sued, like they tried to do to Carole Cadwaller.

 


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It was Zahawi.

This is another of hers. Don't forget, the facts have to be fairly watertight or else she's get sued, like they tried to do to Carole Cadwaller.


Heard someone say the other day the UK is suffering from "Long Boris". He may be gone but the slime is here to stay in the Tories and they keep constantly slipping over on it
 




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Heard someone say the other day the UK is suffering from "Long Boris". He may be gone but the slime is here to stay in the Tories and they keep constantly slipping over on it
I feel like he'd take "Long Boris" and spin it to sound positive.

How about "Extended Duplicitous Weasel" ?
 


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Heard someone say the other day the UK is suffering from "Long Boris". He may be gone but the slime is here to stay in the Tories and they keep constantly slipping over on it
To be fair, the current mob hardly need any of Boris’ sleaze. They come with plenty of their own. They were all part of Boris’ government.
These criminals are not just guilty by association, it’s clear they all have their own very questionable side-hustles going on.
 


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