You should never wipe your arse on a newspaper because...

[Soul Finger]

You might get ads.


Thank you and goodnight.

 

[aftershavedave]

Thank you and goodnight.

terrible! please close the door on your way out!

 

[Scotty Mac]

be even worse if you used the friday ad then

 

[Soton Seagull]

Or a splinter of news?

 

[Gully]

I am surprised you can be arsed to print a joke like that, it's certainly not the type we like to see on NSC, then again it is nice to supplement the usual stuff with a bit of humour.

 

[Soul Finger]

 

[The Large One]

Do you use bog roll to wipe your arse at all? I'd have thought that your NSC name was a description of what is left over on account of your loo roll being so flimsy.

 

[Soul Finger]

Actually, I use Ch-Ch-Ch-Charmin.

I lost the rest of my fingers, and thumb, in a tragic crap-joke-telling incident during my formative years.

 

[Gazwag]

Depends which one you use,

The Sun will burn you
The Mirror will help make sure you don't miss any
The Express will help if you are in a hurry
and a Mail to wipe you're arse will get Jewell all excited cos he will read it as male and start a tread about it tomorrow



Thats probably the crappyist post I've ever made

 

[Soul Finger]

Broadsheets are handy if you've had a particularly lengthy turn out.

I can't believe we're even discussing this. My warnings about clanger removal with daily newspapers have obviously been ignored.

They haven't invented a cure yet you know. On your heads be it.

Kandoo is pretty useful for an all round fresh feeling.

 

[Gully]

I don't suppose I should make suggestions about the appropriateness of using the Star...