You don't get reviews like this in the Argus

[Wozza]

From a review of Shish Hoxton in today's Metro (free London paper).

"The dip for the prawns tasted alarmingly like what good girl's aren't supposed to swallow"

(It was written by a woman, BTW)

 

[Beeneys gloves]

Top stuff, surprised that wasnt taken out by some unhumerous sub editor though, guess it means the author isnt a good girl either

 

[Dunkstar]

Shock reviewing we're getting now!What next?

 

[Italiaseagull]

Quality!

 

[Lush]

Was it written by Marina O'Loughlin? She writes the Corner Table bit in Metro on a Wednesday. She's a good mate of mine - and used to take me to restaurant reviews when i lived in the smoke. We used to have a great laugh thinking of stuff to write.

Am sure she wouldn't have put that apostrophe in "girl's" though.