Writer's Block! Ideas For New Fanzine Please

[Jack Straw]

Another fund raising fanzine will be published soon. I intend to scribe something tomorrow evening. What sort of things would people like to see in a fanzine? (OK, tits & bums etc) but what else? Nostalgia? Cartoons? Poems? - Obviously all done in a Jack Straw stylee. Answers by Wednesday 4.00pm much appreciated, and I'll see what inspires me.
Many thanks.

 

[Wardy]

Another fund raising fanzine will be published soon. I intend to scribe something tomorrow evening. What sort of things would people like to see in a fanzine? (OK, tits & bums etc) but what else? Nostalgia? Cartoons? Poems? - Obviously all done in a Jack Straw stylee. Answers by Wednesday 4.00pm much appreciated, and I'll see what inspires me.
Many thanks.

You thought of asking Richie?

 

[Lush]

Pictures/illustrations are good. People don't always want to wade through pages and pages of type. If you write something try and think what pics you could use with it.

Anyway everyone on here is OFFICIALLY not funny enough for the fanzine....

 

[Brighton Breezy]

I sent all the stuff that was going to go in One F in Falmer on to the new fanzine team in time for the last edition.

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

I think it should be a comic book style, with a few cartoons, jokes and all that with a footballing side to it (like a mix between Dandy/Bino and Match/Shoot. Bring people back to their youth and all that.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Start with a good title ...

"Ten Things I HATE About the Albion"

... and then write something that will get you slagged off on NSC.




That's what I want to read in a fanzine.

 

[Everest]

Anyway everyone on here is OFFICIALLY not funny enough for the fanzine....

Or quick enough

 

[sully]

I sent all the stuff that was going to go in One F in Falmer on to the new fanzine team in time for the last edition.

.... and it wasn't all used.

Does that mean the editorial team thought the rest was crap?

If so,

 

[Lush]

A list of our favourite homophobic chants, with this picture....

 

[tedebear]

I like to read recipe's at half time - so a few of those please??


and the top ten trombone symphony listings also.....

 

[Marc]

I think we should get a piece on American Hurricanes, that was very popular on here last year! Also a page devoted to relations bewteen music & football would be cool, find out what players listen to before/after matches and shit like that!

 

[wilderabeast]

In light of all the sh*te reffs & linesmen we get at withdean how bout a cartoon on alternative blood sports ie...Ref Baiting, Ref Hunting, Clubbing Baby reffs, Reff Coarsing ect ect

 

[Hiney]

The 10 most hated people in Albion's history:

McGleish
Prosser
Whiteside

etc

etc

 

[sully]

The 10 most hated people in Albion's history:

McGleish
Prosser
Whiteside

etc

etc

Challis
Hughton (H)

 

[Easy 10]

An analysis of the Maastricht Treaty, in particular its implications towards a future federal european state, and how this will affect our own constitution over the coming years in social and economic terms.

That'd make for a good half time read.

 

[Meade's Ball]

I enjoyed those sexual position dot-to-dots in the News of the World.

 

[Bwian]

All of the Phalarse who claim they have no interest in what happens to the Seaweed but spend half their lives on here

 

[Herne Hill Seagull]

An analysis of the Maastricht Treaty, in particular its implications towards a future federal european state, and how this will affect our own constitution over the coming years in social and economic terms.

That'd make for a good half time read.

Been done to death in so many other fanzines though, Easy.

 

[tedebear]

what about a giant single white page with a tiny photo of Bellotti on it only - with the statement at the bottom that this page can be used for wiping your bum at half time

 

[Bwian]

what about a giant single white page with a tiny photo of Bellotti on it only - with the statement at the bottom that this page can be used for wiping your bum at half time

That rules out coated paper for the fanzine....