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Mellotron

I've asked for soup
Jul 2, 2008
29,640
Brighton
Please feel free to add your own favourites, but I'm always curious at people's reactions to this classic WYR?

Would You Rather?

A. Have intimate relations with a goat. Just once. In a private location. No one will ever know that this happened, other than you, and this goat. There is no way anyone could ever possibly find out, but it will always be in the back of your mind that this happened.

or

B. Not have intimate relations with a goat, but there is incredibly strong-looking evidence out there that you did, that you are not able to plausibly deny. You are the only person in the world who knows for certain that you didn't have intimate relations with any livestock of any description.

You have to pick one.
 


Pevenseagull

Anti-greed coalition
Jul 20, 2003
17,260
Please feel free to add your own favourites, but I'm always curious at people's reactions to this classic WYR?

Would You Rather?

A. Have intimate relations with a goat. Just once. In a private location. No one will ever know that this happened, other than you, and this goat. There is no way anyone could ever possibly find out, but it will always be in the back of your mind that this happened.

or

B. Not have intimate relations with a goat, but there is incredibly strong-looking evidence out there that you did, that you are not able to plausibly deny. You are the only person in the world who knows for certain that you didn't have intimate relations with any livestock of any description.

You have to pick one.

what does the goat look like?
 

Is it PotG?

Well, is it?
Feb 20, 2017
19,441
Sussex by the Sea
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Green Cross Code Man

Wunt be druv
Mar 30, 2006
17,998
Eastbourne
I had a friend who had a few problems, he met a group of similarly suffering people and went out for a evening out in the sticks with the said group. His girlfriend disappeared for a while and the group looked for her. A mutual friend described the shock of finding her in 'relations' with a goat in a field.

Pretty sad story, my mate has long since died, but I cannot imagine how he must have felt at the moment of discovery.
 

Mellotron

I've asked for soup
Jul 2, 2008
29,640
Brighton
I had a friend who had a few problems, he met a group of similarly suffering people and went out for a evening out in the sticks with the said group. His girlfriend disappeared for a while and the group looked for her. A mutual friend described the shock of finding her in 'relations' with a goat in a field.

Pretty sad story, my mate has long since died, but I cannot imagine how he must have felt at the moment of discovery.

Well this got dark pretty quickly.
 


Jul 24, 2007
9,556
Arundel
I had a friend who had a few problems, he met a group of similarly suffering people and went out for a evening out in the sticks with the said group. His girlfriend disappeared for a while and the group looked for her. A mutual friend described the shock of finding her in 'relations' with a goat in a field.

Pretty sad story, my mate has long since died, but I cannot imagine how he must have felt at the moment of discovery.

Jeez, that's the Friday feeling well and truly gone!
 

symyjym

Banned
Nov 2, 2009
13,138
Brighton / Hove actually
I had a friend who had a few problems, he met a group of similarly suffering people and went out for a evening out in the sticks with the said group. His girlfriend disappeared for a while and the group looked for her. A mutual friend described the shock of finding her in 'relations' with a goat in a field.

Pretty sad story, my mate has long since died, but I cannot imagine how he must have felt at the moment of discovery.

Sheepish?
 


Mellotron

I've asked for soup
Jul 2, 2008
29,640
Brighton
OK I didn't get the sort of articulate responses I was hoping for (the answer unfortunately, depressingly has to be A, if you think about it...)

Here's another

Would You Rather

A. Be Stabbed and Receive £3,000 - no guarantees as to the level of pain/injury, might be harmless, might be a hospital job.

B. Avoid the stabbing and pay £3,000 - take the financial hit to avoid a physical one.
 

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