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Habitual User
Oct 18, 2006
25,929
Worthing
I watched the worst film of the last 3 years the other night...............................



................... The Whicker man............. starring Nicholas Cage.



Christ it was bad.
 




REDLAND

Active member
Jul 7, 2003
9,443
At the foot of the downs
ohh I V+'d that ...

Miami Vice is the worst film I've ever seen, though I could only handle it for 10 minutes ..
 


Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,831
Location Location
I thought it was hilarious. Specially when he's running around the woods in that ridiculous BEAR costume.
 


Uncle Spielberg

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2003
43,580
Lancing
Not again :nono:
 


keaton

Big heart, hot blood and balls. Big balls
Nov 18, 2004
10,238
Miami Vice get's better and isn't THAT bad, but there's really shit bit where it's Colin Farrel and Zie Zeung(sp) for ages just driving speed boats and dancing which has no point in the film at all
 




Race

The Tank Rules!
Aug 28, 2004
7,853
Hampshire
thought you meant the one where you see britt eklands 'gibbon'!
 




Questions

Habitual User
Oct 18, 2006
25,929
Worthing
Was it about Alan Whicker? Did Cage get the accent wrong?



Here on Whicker island, where the Martini tingles in the Martini glasses, there is just one problem..............................

There are just too many Whickers..................


That was classic. :clap2:
 




Simster

"the man's an arse"
Jul 7, 2003
55,970
Surrey
I watched the worst film of the last 3 years the other night...............................



................... The Whicker man............. starring Nicholas Cage.



Christ it was bad.
I watched it on an in-flight movie. The fact that felt I had just wasted 2 hours of my life watching that gash on an aeroplane just underlines how pony it is - as if I was going to do anything else more meaningful in that time.
 


Questions

Habitual User
Oct 18, 2006
25,929
Worthing
I watched it on an in-flight movie. The fact that felt I had just wasted 2 hours of my life watching that gash on an aeroplane just underlines how pony it is - as if I was going to do anything else more meaningful in that time.

I normally fantasise about doing one of the hostesses and joining the mile high club rather than watching the in flight movie.
Anyway the captain always ruins it by interupting the film to tell you that its sunny in Spain or you need to buckle up. f***ing rude I say.
 








Uncle Spielberg

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2003
43,580
Lancing
The original is regarded as an all time classic.
 












vegster

Sanity Clause
May 5, 2008
28,507
Muriel's Wedding was my nadir.. absolute garbage. I found the plot fractured and I had no interest or sympathy for any of the characters.

To compound my dislike, I had to view this with my wife on our wedding anniversary. I am sure that my time would have been better spent weeding round my onions or indeed counting my fishing leads.

The only redeeming feature of the film was its sopforific qualities which meant that I did not have to perform my bi-annuall rogering of my moustachioed Partner that night :yahoo::yahoo:
 




Questions

Habitual User
Oct 18, 2006
25,929
Worthing
Muriel's Wedding was my nadir.. absolute garbage. I found the plot fractured and I had no interest or sympathy for any of the characters.

To compound my dislike, I had to view this with my wife on our wedding anniversary. I am sure that my time would have been better spent weeding round my onions or indeed counting my fishing leads.

The only redeeming feature of the film was its sopforific qualities which meant that I did not have to perform my bi-annuall rogering of my moustachioed Partner that night :yahoo::yahoo:


''Oh you`re terrible Muriel''
All Aussie films are shit.
 


O Lads

New member
Dec 16, 2004
1,541
Went to see this at the cinema and felt sick that i'd paid money to watch it. Michael Clayton surely beats this though? In terms of awful-ness
 


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