Worst decisions ever made

[Tooting Gull]

"I think we should hire this Faria Alam girl. She seems very professional, and above all, discreet."

Take it away.

 

[Bakesy]

The first time i said.........."I do"

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Yes danny you can bring the dildo to bed......

 

[Hannibal smith]

I'm just off upstairs luve to mend the aerial. TV's a bit funny. Wont be a minute.

Rod Hull.

 

[Theatre of Trees]

"I think this office could do with a few goldfish"

Peter Ridsdale

 

[Bakesy]

I can take this corner flat out..................Ayrton Senna

 

[Bakesy]

"I'd like my lips to be a little bit fuller"....................Lesley Ash

 

[Hannibal smith]

2-1 down. I think I know what to do in this situation. Lets take off that Linekar chap and bring on Alan Smith.

 

[Theatre of Trees]

"All the other bedrooms are being decorated"

Michael Jackson

 

[Bakesy]

"I'm going ouy for a while to exercise the horse".....................Christopher Reeve

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

"I think this office could do with a few goldfish"

Peter Ridsdale

Or one for you...

"I'm gonna play in goal..."

 

[Simster]

"It's in the bag so I don't think I'll bother spending very long in Singapore when I could be tucking into another tasty haggis."

Jacques Chirac

 

[Theatre of Trees]

"Should have gone to specsavers"

22 players being reffed by Referee.

 

[Silent Bob]

"Sure, Adolf, you can annex Czechoslovakia. "

 

[Theatre of Trees]

"Here Mr Taliban have some up to date weaponry to fight those Commies"

Ronald Reagan

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

"Should have gone to specsavers"

22 players being reffed by Referee.

 

[Bakesy]

"I'll pass this to Smith........he only has Bailey to beat".............................Michael Robinson.

 

[Tooting Gull]

Fair play bakesy - Lesley Ash has got to be a very strong contender. I mean, what was she thinking of, and how stupid must she have felt afterwards?

 

[Bakesy]

" Okay,she can take the controls"...........................Space Shuttle control

 

[Theatre of Trees]

" I think I need a dump"

Elvis