Worst Birthday momment

[LEWES CLIFF]

Its my 40th birthday today and i was thinking of my worst birthday momments.My worst was at my mates birthday party when we ordered him a roly-poly strip-a- gram.She was meant to be in the pub at 3.00 so at 2.55 i was panicing as my mate wanted to move on.I went into the other bar of the pub and saw this lady who was obviously no stranger to the sweet trolley sitting in the corner so i went up to her and asked if she was the rolly-polly gram.She looked at me blank and said no she was just out for a quite drink!She then asked me did i think she was that fat then,i wanted the ground to swallow me up!

 

[B.M.F]

Mine was about 5 years ago. I had taken my girlfriend away for a cruise around the Carribean and we boarded on my birthday. Would have been fantastic if she had not turned around and told me she did not love me anymore and wanted to end it when we got back

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

on my 18th birthday playing pool and chundering around the pool table.

does that make me a winner

 

[itszamora]

Its my 40th birthday today and i was thinking of my worst birthday momments.My worst was at my mates birthday party when we ordered him a roly-poly strip-a- gram.She was meant to be in the pub at 3.00 so at 2.55 i was panicing as my mate wanted to move on.I went into the other bar of the pub and saw this lady who was obviously no stranger to the sweet trolley sitting in the corner so i went up to her and asked if she was the rolly-polly gram.She looked at me blank and said no she was just out for a quite drink!She then asked me did i think she was that fat then,i wanted the ground to swallow me up!

Happy Birthday!

 

[Schrödinger's Toad]

on my 18th birthday playing pool and chundering around the pool table.

does that make me a winner

That sounds like every birthday you have. Or New Year's for that matter. Or Christmas Eve ...

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

or friday

 

[Tesco in Disguise]

won't forget my 19th birthday (sadly).

26/10/2002

anyone remember the score?

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

yer tottenham won 1-0, if i recall div one gameshad been called of that day';

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

Nearly went to the Orient Cup game on my 10th birthday (1988) luckly we didnt buy tickets as our car broke down and we lost.

 

[Braders]

i hate my birthdays (apart from the pressies )

 

[Biscuit]

Worst moment, my 18th Brithday speech...

Best moment, my 18th Birthday redition of Boheimian Rapsody on the karoke.

 

[LEWES CLIFF]

Worst momment is now on Saturday when on the way home we knocked the bloke from the kebab shop open and bought all he had left over which was 5 bits of chicken(cold!)Sunday morning came downstairs and the smell in my living room where my mate was staying was foul(no pun intended but if funny will put it down to comic genius.

 

[Fran Hagarty]

...will be if Ben Roberts is released today, my birthday!!!!

 

[Benny Seagull]

broke me ankle on me 18th birthday sliding down escalators in london. i stacked it.

 

[Marc]

sort of best and worst:

Italian Alps snowboarding for a week with the final day being my birthday, woke up and went up the mountain. Tempreture was too warm in the night so it was crappy slush everywhere with bare patches of mud and grass.....NOT happy. Managed to find a semi-decent run about 1/4 km long but after 5 runs it got boring so ended up in the pub by 12pm....Birthday then got better but the disappointment of crap snow that day ruined it for the most part.

 

[Hampden Park]

on my next door neighbours 21st, me and my mate dressed up in our uniforms (navy) me in black, him in whites, and we did our rendition of the full monty (this was in 1980). as we got to the stark bollock naked bit, my nan and my neighbours nan came back from the bog, saw us, and ran out screaming!!! i didnt know where to put myself. took ages for them to speak to me again.

 

[Easy 10]

sort of best and worst:

Italian Alps snowboarding for a week with the final day being my birthday, woke up and went up the mountain. Tempreture was too warm in the night so it was crappy slush everywhere with bare patches of mud and grass.....NOT happy. Managed to find a semi-decent run about 1/4 km long but after 5 runs it got boring so ended up in the pub by 12pm....Birthday then got better but the disappointment of crap snow that day ruined it for the most part.

Tch, I was reading that expecting to find you'd broken your leg or something.

 

[Lammy]

After drinking myself stupis on my 21st I decided to dive on my mate on the setee. He saw it coming and sort of deflected me onto the tv and vcr. I whacked my head on the tv and passed out. It was at this sage my 'mates' decided to shave hlaf my eyebrow off and a good portion of the side of my hair. When I came to I wasn't too chuffed and atempted to cut my mate spny tail off with a bread knife. This all took place in Liverpool btw. Whilst I was being pinned down by four mates someone came into the house to use the phone and had to step over me to get to it! I ask him who the hell he was and told him to f*** off out of my house! (not a good idea as I had no idea who he was and considering the area I lived in he could have been seriously dodgy!). Fortunately he used to phone ok and then left. After I calmed down I though it would be a good idea to try and tidy myself up a bit. So I went upstairs and shaved half of my other eyebrow off to try and make them match! Well it seemed a good idea at the time.

The next day they told me we were going for a McDonalds drive thru. I thought ok I can face that. I put a wooly hat on and pulled it over my bald patch and eyebrows. Once we got there they parked up and dragged me in the damn place to eat in!! They then spend the next 40mins or so whipping my hat off!!

I had to shave my hair and didn't go to Uni for a week after that to give my eyebroes a chance to recover! They took feckin AGES to grow back!

BASTARDS!