Will you have a poo before you leave on the morning of the Villa game?

[Trigger]

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

It's better to dispense your bum chocolate in the Villa Park khazis thus saving money on toilet paper at home.

 

[xenophon]

One arse biscuit five minutes after getting up, another jobbie ten minutes before leaving home for the station

That should keep me going until Sunday morning