Wickes Advert

[Nibble]

Shows a woman dropping a cup of coffee with the voice-over saying "All our kitchens are guaranteed for 15 years because accidents happen"

Small print on screen reads "Guarantee does not include accidental damage".

 

[Shoreham Gull]

Haha sounds like a great deal , have to see that advert

 

[Nibble]

Also at the end it says "We guarantee our kitchens are exclusively yours". I should f***ing hope so, why should you share it with anyone? Meaningless piffle!

 

[Nibble]

She may have dropped it deliberately!

Uh-uh, handle is shown clearly snapping. Unless it's sabotage she won't get that guarantee honoured my friend. Not quite sure what damage a spilled cup of coffee is going to do to slate tiles though.

 

[Questions]

Uh-uh, handle is shown clearly snapping. Unless it's sabotage she won't get that guarantee honoured my friend. Not quite sure what damage a spilled cup of coffee is going to do to slate tiles though.

Snapping handles ? Pre- menstrual bitch .

 

[Nibble]

Snapping handles ? Pre- menstrual bitch .

There's gonna be hell to pay when her hubby gets home, snapped cups, coffee on the floor, worthless guarantee and the neighbours cooking dinner in his "exclusive" kitchen. What a bloody mess.

 

[Questions]

There's gonna be hell to pay when her hubby gets home, snapped cups, coffee on the floor, worthless guarantee and the neighbours cooking dinner in his "exclusive" kitchen. What a bloody mess.

She seems a right cow. Her old man works his fingers to the bone, dealing with total nobheads all day and that's the thanks he gets. Bet she wanted open end wall units as well, the bitch.

 

[Nibble]

She seems a right cow. Her old man works his fingers to the bone, dealing with total nobheads all day and that's the thanks he gets. Bet she wanted open end wall units as well, the bitch.

Her sole task was to not drop anything in the kitchen that has a worthless guarantee. That's all. First thing I'd be asking if I were him is "What the f*** do you think you were doing having a coffee break, there's a pile of ironing over there". Unbelieve.

 

[severnside gull]

total own goal .........very very funny