Why doesn't my wife understand my pain?

[cornish seagull]

Wife starts by saying "its only a football match"....! followed by "well at least nobody died" and the final twist of the knife " Don't forget that we are going up to Croydon next w/e" (she is born and bred Croydon) how long will this pain last for?

 

[nobody's dupe]

Wife starts by saying "its only a football match"....! followed by "well at least nobody died" and the final twist of the knife " Don't forget that we are going up to Croydon next w/e" (she is born and bred Croydon) how long will this pain last for?

Serves you right for being an emmit.

 

[Triggaaar]

Wife starts by saying "its only a football match"

You married her without getting as far as basic etiquette?

 

[Giraffe]

Just bin her.

 

[Sussax]

Why did you marry someone from Croydon?