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Who's heard of Mornington Crescent? (before now)

Who has heard of Normington Crescent?

  • Nope!

    Votes: 17 30.4%
  • Yep...dont know rules

    Votes: 22 39.3%
  • Yes ...I do know rules

    Votes: 15 26.8%
  • who cares ...(cos I dont want to look stupid!)

    Votes: 2 3.6%

  • Total voters
    56






Rougvie

Rising Damp
Aug 29, 2003
5,133
Hove, f***ing ACTUALLY.
Nope, and dont really want to either.

I want Bums and Tits on my NSC today !!
 






GUNTER

New member
Jul 9, 2003
4,373
Brighton
It's a London Underground station that is usually crossed off on the maps so it is either being redeveloped or is now closed.
 








GUNTER

New member
Jul 9, 2003
4,373
Brighton
One of London's most famous Underground stations has finally re-opened after a mammoth refit which has turned it into a "ghost station" for nearly six years.




Northern Line trains have trundled through Mornington Crescent station without stopping. The name has been systematically crossed out on Tube maps. Shoppers hoping to use the station have been turned away.

Trainspotters! Click here for details of the refit - and what the future holds for the Tube


The Station Masters in Action (1'00")
But the station has lived on over the airwaves, thanks to a game played on the Radio Four cult comedy I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue.

The programme's regulars helped London Underground mark the re-opening by joining the celebrations at the station.

"Mornington Crescent" - the game - is considered by its fans to be one of the world's most complex pastimes. It puzzles the uninitiated as much as it delights afficionados.




Audiences at recordings of the show, which started in 1971, routinely cheer when chairman Humphrey Lyttelton announces a round.

Get a grip

Few fans can match the professional grasp of the game held by the show's stars, Graeme Garden, Tim Brooke-Taylor and Barry Cryer. Willie Rushton who died in 1996 was for many years a stalwart.

Last year, I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue won the British Broadcaster's Guild award for Best Radio Programme.



Former Goodie Graeme Garden
Producer, Jon Naismith, said it had become a phenomenon. "It's a huge cult. In the last five years it has come back into fashion in the way things sometimes do. Humphrey Lyttelton is brilliant, certainly one of the best panel game hosts ever, I should imagine."


At last, some rules for the game

To assist anyone confused by the game, Graeme Garden provided the following basic guide.


Boxing out the F, J, O and W placings draws the partner into an elliptical progression north to south
In weak positional play, it is vital to consolidate an already strong outer square, eg Pentonville Road
In a straight rules game, it's inadmissible to transfer inversely, which is otherwise a powerful tactic
Opening the triangle will block any of the three possible reverse draws and is usually played early in the game (before the Central Line has been quartered) so that the risk of a diagonal move is negligible, as is the possibility of quartering
The lateral shift decisively breaks opponents' horizontal and vertical approaches.
The A40 northbound used as a counter-play offers rear access to suburban bidding
 




GUNTER

New member
Jul 9, 2003
4,373
Brighton
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Dandyman

In London village.
GUNTER said:
It's a London Underground station that is usually crossed off on the maps so it is either being redeveloped or is now closed.

ish...It's from a R4 comedy panel game and I think invented by the late Willie Rushton. I actually work round the corner from the station, which is now open again !
 








Simster

"the man's an arse"
Jul 7, 2003
55,936
Surrey
Yep, I've been playing it for 3 years now. There are similarities with bridge, but unlike Mornington Crescent, I don't know the rules to bridge so couldn't possibly comment.
 


Gwylan

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
32,235
Uffern
What's the matter with you lot, don't you listen to Radio 4 - there's more to life than porn and Pop Idol you know.:)
 






Simster

"the man's an arse"
Jul 7, 2003
55,936
Surrey
dover97 said:
I'm thick. Read the rules three times. Went to the game as posted to see if I can pick it up, and no. Couldn't get it.

To be fair, it helps if you have the tube map in front of you.
 


glosterseagull

New member
Oct 2, 2003
221
Yeah! but, as | am now, I hadn't a clue what they are on about.

It hasn't been a amission to find out how it works but I was pleased to think that I would finally know wtf it was about!

I am still in the dark:nono: :dunce:
 






ripper

Active member
Jul 5, 2003
480
didn't they use to play it some radio 4 program? I can't remember the rules though:jester:
 


Brovion

Totes Amazeballs
NSC Patron
Jul 6, 2003
20,303
The Large One said:
If someone could at least say what the object of the game is...
The object of the game is to get to Mornington Crescent. A few shaky rules have been used today and to be fair it helps if there is a non-playing referee to rule if a move is legal or not.
 


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