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[Humour] Who dunnit at Palace



Perry Milkins

Just a quiet guy.
Aug 10, 2007
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A medical professional (he was wearing a white coat and had a stethoscope wound tightly around his neck) was found expired in waste ground adjacent to Crystal Palace's Beckenham training facility. Forensic detectives have declared the cause of death as being lamped with a hardback book and strangulation. Also on the body was some wispy grey hairs and nearby a hardback epistle on 'How to check properly on hamstring tears!'.

Detectives wanted to discuss the matter with senior staff at Crystal Palace but were offered Mark 'not so' Bright who had no comment unless they wanted to talk about 'Pupils and teachers'.
 










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