Which ex-footballers blog?

[Brixton Seagull 2]

Which genius ex-pro wrote the following diary entry on his web-site?

'Popped down lloydy after getting my morning 'latte' at Starbucks....had scrambled eggs on toast and OJ....read Daily Star cover 2 cover...sat on toilet for 20 minutes cos had diarrhoea from eggs I think, played 3 sets of tennis with hot bum hole.'

 

[Trufflehound]

Pele?

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

Rodney Marsh

 

[Braders]

that ####### geezer ake rihfrhkerpokhep ?

 

[Man of Harveys]

Albert Camus

 

[Dave the OAP]

graham winstanley

 

[Seagullible]

Hansen

 

[Braders]

Rodney Marsh

correct http://www.football365.com/features/fun_features/story_141527.shtml

 

[Brixton Seagull 2]

Rodders it is. My personal favourite:

'Young girl (Sharon) in front of me with tattoo on her lower back. I said "That's interesting, can I take a pic for my website?"...she said "Yes you can... it's chinese"...I said " What does it say?"..."Steve" she said. She then told me she had it done last year to show her commitment to her boyfriend. "I hope you're still together" I said. "He's dead." she replied. Apparently he died recently from a cancerous tumour. Had cup tea...'