where is/will be the best place to buy Turkey tickets.

[dwayne]

well?

 

[Hiney]

Sainsbury's

You collect them on Christmas Eve before 12.

 

[dwayne]

I've got relatives in Turkey.

fingers crossed.

 

[CAFC Matt]

Not violent ones I hope

 

[Bozza]

I've got relatives in Turkey.

fingers crossed.

Wouldn't your relatives be the best people to speak to about this?

Silly me - of course not. That would deny you yet another chance to display a bit of bravado.

Carry on...

 

[dwayne]

There's no bravery involved, if I go, il go with Turkish mates who lived with me in halls of residence at uni. Just weighing up my options at mo.

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

Take a camera - I wanna see pictures of the dwaynester in Istanbul!

 

[Wozza]

Yeah, come one Dwayne, you're always trying to impress us.

Get a photo taken of yourself in an England shirt outside the ground in Turkey an hour before kick off.

Go on. You might gain the respect of a few people on this board.

 

[Withdean and I]

Stand outside the ground on 11 October in England shirt and ask everyone passing for a spare ticket.

 

[Withdean and I]

Oh yes and post piccie of yourself doing this for a laugh.

 

[Easy 10]

And hold up a copy of that days Sun newspaper outside the stadium.

 

[dwayne]

The england shirt will be a no-no methinks il hold up a copy of the sun though. I know from many a story from my mates who used to go and watch Galatasary a lot that, as per usual, the trouble comes from a very small minority and u are unlikely to encounter trouble unless u look for it. I would be taking absolutely no risk in going to the match with Turkish people.

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

Go with your relatives in the home end, colours will be fine, honest.
But if you don't have the nuts to wear an England shirt, I'm sure a black gobby twat with ginger hair will go down just as well with the locals.

 

[DTES]

"England thrown out over fan's denial". Front page of every paper, with a picture of Dwayne underneath. I can see it now.

 

[watsongooal]

I will give you £500 pouns if you take a photo of yourself, in england shirt, flag draped around your neck, burning a turkish flag outshide the stadium

 

[tinx]

Look inconspicuous in a turkish crowd as a black man with Ginger hair. I think not.

 

[El Presidente]

Look inconspicuous in a turkish crowd as a black man with Ginger hair.

You forgot about carrying the coffin of his dead sister, wearing designer buttons (but not black jeans.......they are so dated) and a 36C sports bra to support his puppies

 

[watsongooal]

You forgot about carrying the coffin of his dead sister, wearing designer buttons (but not black jeans.......they are so dated) and a 36C sports bra to support his puppies

 

[Football Genius aka FG]

Turkey!