When you're hungover at work

[CHAPPERS]

Do you attempt to act overly sober. I am.

 

[Benny Seagull]

poor chapper's. big night was it last night? lots of coffee and fresh air'll do the trick!

 

[tinx]

My usual plan is to keep my mouth shut and lok busy by posting loads on here, works a treat that an a bottle of coke and bacon sarnie.....

Good luck mate, rather you than me.

 

[Soton Seagull]

I tend to whinge that I am hungover. Can't be doing with cover ups. My work colleagues/boss are used to me coming in a little rough on Thursday mornings.

 

[CHAPPERS]

poor chapper's. big night was it last night? lots of coffee and fresh air'll do the trick!

Not really just a mates birthday. Was meant to go home after the pub but for some reason that i canot explain i got made to go to f***ing gloucester (the club not the town) because it was free. I dont think anybody should drink snakebite to be honest, its silly juice. Just a couple in there before i could take no more.
Managed to make this girl who i fancy the f*** out of cry too. result.

 

[Benny Seagull]

how is that a result? were you that good??!!

 

[CHAPPERS]

that was sarcastic, she texted me last night quite late saying that she would tell me why she was so emotional but it would put me in a mood, she gonna email today and tell me, yay!

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

When I'm hungover I tend to sweat lots.

 

[CHAPPERS]

When I'm hungover I tend to sweat lots.

Yeah looking forward to that, normally kicks in about half past ten/elevenish

 

[Benny Seagull]

well when you get the email, put it up here and we can all have a good look!! got me curious now!

 

[tedebear]

that was sarcastic, she texted me last night quite late saying that she would tell me why she was so emotional but it would put me in a mood, she gonna email today and tell me, yay!

ooooh dear - not good!! If its that bad why does it have to wait for email?? and especially when you're hungover, even worse....

 

[alan partridge]

i notice the snakebite and black lurking in your weeklybeer count. viscious stuff that should only be drunk whilst teenage

 

[Artois]

Drinking tonight then Chappers?

 

[CHAPPERS]

i notice the snakebite and black lurking in your weeklybeer count. viscious stuff that should only be drunk whilst teenage

I know, thats why i feel bad, quite pleased i decided to leave coz i nearly had another one.

 

[alan partridge]

i don't think you would have made it to work if you'd had another one

 

[Meade's Ball]

I always find that a packet of Hula Hoops and a can of Tizer work in quelling the rumblings for a while. You can hide it until, as you say, about 11 and then the eyes will droop and you just have to hang in there 'til lunch. A giant poo and the release of a number of Carl Lagerfarts ought to do the trick too.

And don't worry about upsetting girls. That can happen at the drop of a hat and reparation process can bring people closer together. It might also be good that you can influence her emotions so much as to cry.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Time for the office meeting, who's turn to take the minutes? Can you guess? Can you?

Cheers Meades Ball, nice words.

 

[Italiaseagull]

Time for the office meeting, who's turn to take the minutes? Can you guess? Can you?

Natalie Imbruglia?

 

[Marc]

Chapman your supposed to be skint...going out mid week aint gonna do your bank balance anygood you naughty naughty boy...NOW GO TO YOUR ROOM!

 

[CHAPPERS]

Chapman your supposed to be skint...going out mid week aint gonna do your bank balance anygood you naughty naughty boy...NOW GO TO YOUR ROOM!

I know, its not going to well really. Only spent £20 though so it aint too bad. Just means i can't go out at the weekend.