what's the strangest thing you've ever got....

[sydney]

your cock stuck in.........?

 

[Meade's Ball]

A rut.

 

[sydney]

i took mine for a walk today, he got stuck in a phone box.....silly bugger.

 

[Silent Bob]

Your mother.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

a fight with another one. the police found out and jailed the other owner for forcing me into an illegal cock fight

 

[Biscuit]

a fight with another one. the police found out and jailed the other owner for forcing me into an illegal cock fight

Cockfighting is wrong.

(while searching that picture I found 'dogfighting'.. if your an animal person they are really really disturbing.)

 

[sydney]

are those cocks shaved or plucked..........

 

[Biscuit]

are those cocks shaved or plucked..........

not sure..but there certainly very big.

 

[sydney]

my god is that what eastbourne's like these days....

 

[Biscuit]

my god is that what eastbourne's like these days....

SAGA louts on every corner..

its like God's bloody waiting room.

 

[sydney]

saw bull fighting in thailand, they shave them and leave them out in the sun to get sun burnt,makes them more aggro apparently,people who hurt animals particularly the fight to the death type of shit are scum in my book........

i felt guilty just from getting my trevor stuck in a phone box...........

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

A twentys holiday rep in Majorca

 

[rool]

Not strangest but what hurt the most is my fly. When I was a young lad my girlfriends mum, who lived in old barn way southwick, went to pick up her dad from portslade station. I thought that would give me just enough time for a quick shag. Unfortunately it didn't and before we knew it the key was turning in the door. I instantly withdrew, pulled up my trousers and OUCH. I managed to stay calm and say i had to go to the loo but unfortunately as well as my old chap in the zip was a bubble of condom which gave the game away.

Still, at least the mother in law and me are able to laugh about it now.

 

[Meade's Ball]

A twentys holiday rep in Majorca

Is that the 1920s?

 

[CHAPPERS]

My dads ear.

 

[rool]

My dads ear.

Were cotton buds too big then?

edited cos don't know if q tips exist anymore

 

[junior]

My mums arse