What would you say to god?

[Bob the Seagull]

Anyone seen Dogma - that explains it all.

'Tis very good.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

If Satan was/is an angel, why is he all red with horns and hooves and shit?

 

[On the Left Wing]

Just had a scrummy chorizo sandwich

 

[3gulls]

Hello Mr Ward, I remember when you were a striker at Brighton!

 

[The Wookiee]

Is David Icke really your son?