What would you say to god?

[US Seagull]

 

[Easy 10]

Have you seen my keys ?

 

[clapham_gull]

1. When will we get Falmer

2. Is Bobby coming back on loan

 

[CHAPPERS]

'What is your NSC username?'



GEEK

 

[Dave the OAP]

the French...Why?

 

[Hungry Joe.]

Why didn't you give us clitorises on the palms of our hands?

 

[Rangdo]

I wish I hadn't kept saying you were a load of old bollocks.

 

[Lammy]

What happend to Watson?

 

[BensGrandad]

My wife says your dinner is ready

 

[Mr Popkins]

Jesus Christ!!!!

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

You know when you're sitting on the toilet wanking, do you ever think God can see you

 

[Bobby's Gull]

Why couldn't you have given me normal parents??

 

[D'Angelo Saxon]

Fancy playing for the Albion?

 

[Rangdo]

Could you wipe out Falmer village with a tornado or something? Oh yeah, and strike Baker with a bolt of lightning. Cheers.

 

[Lammy]

Could you fuse Archer and Bellotti's arses together please.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Please allow me to introduce myself
I’m a man of wealth and taste

 

[Kryten]

hello

 

[Curious Orange]

Ah! But what about the Babel fish?

 

[Soton Seagull]

Crikey you aren't just a made up entity which people created to give their life some purpose/direction!

 

[Gazwag]

Can't you send down your son to play for us, we could do with a few miracles this season.