What toy did you always want as a child, but never received?

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I used to ask, every Christmas and Birthday without fail, for one of those Mr Frosty things where you can make your own ice lolly pops but never got one. I wanted to freeze my sperm

I'm gonna ask my folks for one this Chrimbo, never give up hope...

 

[vulture]

A naked 18 year blonde from stockholm

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

Scalextric

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

A naked 18 year blonde from stockholm

Boy or girl?

 

[Bakesy]

Scalextric

And an 18 year old blonde from Stockholm

 

[Vlad the Impala]

A naked 18 year blonde from stockholm

That explains a lot. Father Christmas must have got our addresses confused.


I'm not complaining, but I never understood a word she was saying. Actually, come to think of it, when women are concerned that is a definite bonus.

 

[vulture]

Boy or girl?

Give you a clue Danny as you never seen them.They have a fanny and breasts now try and work it out

 

[Easy 10]

I wanted a bike that could fly, like in ET.

 

[vulture]

That explains a lot. Father Christmas must have got our addresses confused.


I'm not complaining, but I never understood a word she was saying. Actually, come to think of it, when women are concerned that is a definite bonus.

You bastard

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Give you a clue Danny as you never seen them.They have a fanny and breasts now try and work it out

Blow up doll?

 

[vulture]

Blow up doll?

Father christmas is very unhappy with you Danny you have just let the cat out of the bag for 1066 main present again this year

 

[dougdeep]

A train set. When I retire I'm going to buy one.

 

[Gully]

A chemistry set, fortunate really as I would probably have ended up burning the house down.

 

[Beach Hut]

That game "Simon" I think - the one with the four coloured lights - picked one up at a car boot sale years later for 50p.

Glad my parents never wasted their dosh on it - crap game.

 

[Jesus Gul]

A naked 18 year blonde from stockholm

i actually got one of these (alright it was Helsinki but very blond)...but I never got a BMX. The folks thought i'd be better suited to a second hand racer.

 

[Gully]

How many moves could the game Simon remember?

 

[algie]

Little motor cross bike

 

[Curious Orange]

 

[The Great Cornholio]

How many moves could the game Simon remember?

31

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_(game)

 

[Common as Mook]

Subbuteo. Going to buy one on ebay!!