What shall we sing to these?

[Northstander]

 

[Everest]

Owned by a fuckwit
You're only owned by a fuckwit


Nice ground, shit team

 

[Starry]

Nice ground, shit team

Shit ground, shit team would be more apt.

 

[Northstander]

 

[Everest]

Shit ground, shit team would be more apt.

I know Starry, but I didn't want to upset you.

 

[Starry]

I know Starry, but I didn't want to upset you.

It'd take more than that to upset me!

 

[Everest]

You want to try supporting Brighton then. NOTHING would upset you (unless you were a STH and didn't get a Spurs ticket)

 

[wilderabeast]

Cheer up Ken Bates oh what can it mean to a fat beared tozzer and a sh*te corrupt football team

 

[The Wookiee]

You better watch out
You better not cry
I'm telling you why

Santa Claus is going to Leeds

 

[TheWhiteRose_LUFC]

What about.... " Our ground is made out of Golf Stands!"

 

[Stinky Kat]

To bates

Does your matron know your here?

Well he looks old and ill and as if he should be in a nursing home in the picture above

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

To bates

Does your matron know your here?

Well he looks old and ill and as if he should be in a nursing home in the picture above

The fact you had to explain should rule it out instantly

 

[TheWhiteRose_LUFC]

from Leeds

Whats it like to see a crowd?
Whats it like to see a crowd?

 

[Stinky Kat]

The fact you had to explain should rule it out instantly

Yeah I know but he is a cantakerous old sod. How about wheres your colostomy bag

or

are you doug ellis in disguise

 

[Starry]

Those are all Bobby Robson songs. Sing us something new!

 

[Brighton Breezy]

How about turning Ken Bates' infamous comments telling fans / press etc to 'f*** off back to your council house' on the Leeds fans?

Or there is always:

'You're not a big club, anymore...'

Or maybe even a referance to the fact it was 'Chelsea' money that funded Bates's takover?

'Bought with Chelsea money
You got bought with Chelsea money'

 

[Ex Shelton Seagull]

I hear that those "loveable" Stoke fans were giving the "Galatasary" chants to you on Saturday.

That kind of shit is just wrong.

 

[The Wookiee]

Captain Birdseye give us a wave!

 

[TheWhiteRose_LUFC]

I hear that those "loveable" Stoke fans were giving the "Galatasary" chants to you on Saturday.

Yeah, the typical burberry clads give it large behind the police at alot of places with the old Turkey bullshit.

 

[Wardy]

Brought out by Chelsea,
Brought out by Chelsea
You were Brought out by Chelsea