What is your worst Habit ?

[Marshy]

Mine would be forgetting to flush the loo !

Sorry girls, im trying honestly i am.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Scag.

 

[zefarelly]

I couldnt type them all up before home time

 

[JJ McClure]

How the hell can you forget, you're right there having done your business, what else is on your mind

 

[Easy 10]

I post puerile and ficticious crap on NSC in an attempt to pass it off as the truth.

I pick my nose in the car and wipe it under the seat.

I ram my index finger in my ear, jiggle the wax around, and then sniff it.

I yank stray hairs off my shoulders.

I pick out food thats stuck between my teeth with a cocktail stick, and then put the cocktail stick back in the box with the others.

I twist my pubes until they are tangled and knotted, and then untangle them.

I leave my shavings in the sink.

I leave poo-staines in the toilet bowl.



Any attractive females who want a date, don't hesitate to PM me. I assure you, I am quite a catch.

 

[tedebear]

my worst habit was a black one I wore to a fancy dress party years ago - stratchy as hell around the boobs!!

 

[CHAPPERS]

I ram my index finger in my ear, jiggle the wax around, and then sniff it.

I do that. To my credit I've also found out that cats LOVE the taste of ear wax.

 

[chips and gravy]

Biting my nails. Never grew out of it but wish I had

 

[Braders]

gulping every 5 seconds
biting the tops of my thumbs
being an idiot

 

[Easy 10]

I do that. To my credit I've also found out that cats LOVE the taste of ear wax.

You are absolutely SPOT ON there Chappers. When I lived at my parents we had a cat, and she just couldn't get enough of my earwax. As soon as my finger had left my ear, Molly would be frothing at the gash to lick the wax off.

Sadly she died several years ago, although I don't think the wax had anything to do with it.

 

[Marc]

Biting my nails. Never grew out of it but wish I had

ditto

 

[chips and gravy]

You are absolutely SPOT ON there Chappers. When I lived at my parents we had a cat, and she just couldn't get enough of my earwax. As soon as my finger had left my ear, Molly would be frothing at the gash to lick the wax off.

Sadly she died several years ago, although I don't think the wax had anything to do with it.

Our cat is called Molly - she might be a reincarnation - might try the earwax thing, sounds intriguing

 

[zefarelly]

You are absolutely SPOT ON there Chappers. When I lived at my parents we had a cat, and she just couldn't get enough of my earwax. As soon as my finger had left my ear, Molly would be frothing at the gash to lick the wax off.

Sadly she died several years ago, although I don't think the wax had anything to do with it.

quality, on this shit Friday afternoon thats made me laugh, thankyou Easy10

one unappealing habit (all blokes have it) which I thoroughly enjoy is a massive morning chuff, the pressure relief is just fantastic, although the odour is often less so

 

[Hungry Joe.]

Scraping the wax off my Mum's cat's tongue and sticking it back in my ears.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Mine is disagreeing with London Irish. BAD fan THPP

 

[virgirlo]

Scraping the wax off my Mum's cat's tongue and sticking it back in my ears.

very, extremely funny!!!!

 

[alan partridge]

making looney feel small

 

[Uncle Buck]

Mine is disagreeing with London Irish. BAD fan THPP

Welcome aboard. Your joining back will be dropped round this evening...

 

[CHAPPERS]

Welcome aboard. Your joining back will be dropped round this evening...

Do you have a choice of 'hunched' or 'crocked'?? If so, I wanna join!

 

[Uncle Buck]

Do you have a choice of 'hunched' or 'crocked'?? If so, I wanna join!

errr, errr need to think of big smug word to use, errr

sod it get me a beer for the train tomorrow and I will let you know...