What are you having for Christmas dinner?

[The Large One]

For the first time, I are be mostly cooking a GOOSE.

Never had goose before, but it can't be that hard to cook. And, apparently - and this sounds like the best bit - you get awesome roast potatoes when they're cooked in the goose fat. There will be an accompaniment of roasted parsnips, carrots steamed with honey, and sprouts steamed while coated in sherry. Oh, and pigs in blankets of course. The stuffing I have yet to decide but it will probably be something like chestnut, apple and brandy. None of that Paxo shit.

Followed by Christmas pudding splatted in brandy butter.

What are you all having?

 

[dougdeep]

WHAT? No beer?

 

[The Large One]

Look again...

 

[John Boy]

Roast chicken

 

[The Large One]

Roast chicken

WHAT? No parsnips?

 

[John Boy]

WHAT? No parsnips?

Naturally

 

[Mr Banana]

I'll be starting with an appetiser of 12 shots of Mount Gay, followed by a main course of a rounded glass bottle stuffed with Havana 3yo. This will be followed by dessert of Appletons a la multi-tumbler avec ice and lime, a sweet of half a litre of Sailor Jerrys, several fags and some naked dancing to various old reggae records. Somewhere in between I'll also manage a mince pie and some rice cakes.

 

[Biscuit]

Already had my flat Christmas dinner, and can't wait for another when I return home!

Oh I do love this time of year!

 

[Beach Hut]

We are having duck

 

[dougdeep]

Turkey a la doug.

 

[Biscuit]

We are having f***

I'm sure you are but what are you having for Christmas dinner?

 

[surrey jim]

at the Jim household there wil be a roast Turkey and Ham, to cater for the veggies among the clanthere will be a few peanuts welded together in the shape of a roast to go with this there will be roast potatoes in goose fat, parsnips and veg.

 

[clapham_gull]

We are having duck

Not to everyone's taste but I'm jealous.

I like a bit of duck.

Having said that if you get hold of a local turkey, I'm more than happy.

Doesn't have to be dry if cooked properly and better flavour than chicken.

 

[Starry]

Delia has a very good roast goose recipe with cranberry and apple stuffing. We had it a few weeks ago. Very easy as well.

We will be brining and roasting a turkey and a duck as well as a nut roast. Along with 4397594 different starters, 987597 side dishes and 3985794375 different deserts.

I would be happy with toast and peanut butter, but Paddy has invited the whole of his insane family over.

 

[Ernest]

We are having duck

Hark at Lord Snooty

 

[dougdeep]

Delia Smith.

 

[The Large One]

Delia has a very good roast goose recipe with cranberry and apple stuffing. We had it a few weeks ago. Very easy as well.

We will be brining and roasting a turkey and a duck as well as a nut roast. Along with 4397594 different starters, 987597 side dishes and 3985794375 different deserts.

I would be happy with toast and peanut butter, but Paddy has invited the whole of his insane family over.

Can I come as well?

 

[Giant Seagull]

a duck and a f***

 

[Starry]

Can I come as well?

Absolutely! A few more mouths to feed are not going to make any difference.

We'll probably be in some sort of World War Three conflict by midday and need NATO to intervene, though.

 

[withdeanwombat]

Going to Banjul,so it could be a roast monkey,or some other exotic meal.