What about a Talents auction?

[Lush]

Even if you don't have money to donate, maybe you have a skill to offer that people could bid for.

Like a day's plumbing; or decorating; or car-fixing; or maybe you have a van if people need to move stuff...or.. I dunno.

I can cook nice food for dinner parties

I guess there may be a lot of people offering webdesign on NSC though.

 

[zefarelly]

thats a bloody good call Lush

I'll donate a MK1 Cortina service if anyone needs it !

 

[SK1NT]

its a great idea! unfortunatly im talentless less and too lazy for hard work

 

[Safeway]

I'll offer a days worth of sex for any FITTERS.

 

[zefarelly]

I'll offer a days worth of sex for any FITTERS.

your on Safeway, £50 if you can entertain our neighbours dog for the day, I want to see tongues and everything

 

[Tom Bombadil]

I bid £55 pound for Safeway to spend a day with my Gran. She is dead though, will that be a problem.

 

[CHAPPERS]

I f***ing well good at swearing so if any of you wankers have a use for this type of shit then drop me a line.

*****.

 

[Marc]

Karaoke YES THATS what we need! boot the pikey scum outta Horatios and take over the Karaoke bar

 

[Safeway]

I bid £55 pound for Safeway to spend a day with my Gran. She is dead though, will that be a problem.

Au contraire. I'll match your bid and make it £110. Job's a good 'un.

 

[Safeway]

Karaoke YES THATS what we need! boot the pikey scum outta Horatios and take over the Karaoke bar

THAT is a f***ing BRILLIANT idea.

 

[zefarelly]

£50 if crabtree does stand by your man in Drag and I'll trump safeways £110 to £120 if he lets Crabtree ride him bareback while he's doing it

this is more NSP that NSC, I'll get me coat

 

[Marc]

I'll sing ANYTHING i love karaoke

 

[zefarelly]

I'll sing ANYTHING i love karaoke

careful there my freind, you could be taken advantage of

 

[Man of Harveys]

THAT is a f***ing BRILLIANT idea.

It f***ing is!! I'm so there!