Went down the beach at lunch time today...

[The Large One]

There must have been an annual festival of meganorks. All of the pretty ladies had at least C cup (which, for Strike’s benefit, roughly equates to a good handful) size puppies down there today. It’s enough to make your eyes water.

Nothing more to add, apart from the fact it was truly marvellous scenes. I’m back at work now.

 

[Easy 10]

I miss working in Brighton. Haywards Heath is SHITE.
Mind you, I walked past this bird today who had nipples like scammel wheel-nuts. She nearly had my eye out.

Marvellous.

 

[chips and gravy]

I miss working in Brighton. Haywards Heath is SHITE.
Mind you, I walked past this bird today who had nipples like scammel wheel-nuts. She nearly had my eye out.

Marvellous.

Worthing Birds do have Scammel wheel nuts. But then most of them are over the age of 60 - I think it's something to do with aging

 

[The Large One]

There does seem to be a fasihion this summer for lasses to wear material which makes them look like they are diamond smuggling. Which, of course, is excellent.

 

[Marc]

the other day when it was sunny I was wandering around outside churchhill mall when i caught the tits...I mean eye of this bird, she was walking straight at me and I was so caught up staring at her boobs I walked straight into them...i mean her...most embarassing and had it not been for the fact my hands we're in my pockets I probably could've copped a feel!

 

[Easy 10]

She'll have LOVED it though Crabbers.
Girls are all "ohhh how DARE you stare at my tits. I'm a HUMAN BEING you know, not a piece of meat" blah blah.

But they love it really. In the immortal words of David Brent:

"Women. Are. Dirty."

 

[Northstander]

magnificent thread,

I LOVE BIRDS ME!!!

 

[The Large One]

Birds with nice norks. Yes.

 

[Northstander]

If I was a bird I'd be a right go'er, the town bike!!!

 

[TrevorDove]

If I was a bird I'd be a right go'er, the town bike!!!

What??!! You like the thought of men perving over you then!

 

[Hiney]

Crabtree,

Is this her, just after you tried to cop a feel?

 

[Marc]

yep thats the one, YOU try getting past her