Well, I'm not the kind to kiss and tell

[tinx]

..........,But I've been seen with Farrah.
I'm never seen with anything less than a nine, so fine.
I've been on fire with Sally Field,
Gone fast with a girl named Bo,
But somehow they did not end up as mine.
It's a death defyin' life I lead,
I take my chances.
I die for a livin' in the movies and TV.
But the hardest thing I ever do
Is watch my leadin' ladies
Kiss some other guy while I'm bandagin' my knee.

I might fall from a tall building,
I might roll a brand new car.
'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman
that made Redford such a star.

I never spend much time in school
But I taught ladies plenty.
It's true I hire my body out for pay,
Hey Hey.
I've gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs,
blown up for Raquel Welch.
But when I end up in the hay
it's only hay, Hey Hey.
I might jump an open drawbridge,
Or Tarzan from a vine.
'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman
that makes Eastwood look so fine.

 

[watsongooal]

THE FALL GUY

 

[Gary Nelson]

What a f***ing brilliant show.

 

[Trigger]

Fing Ace That Was... Tuned In Regularly!

 

[BrightonBird]

Never watched it. What is it?

 

[tinx]

Only the best saturday evening entertainment ever. Only tihng that ever topped it was the dukes of hazzard.