Watford O - Perfect Night In

[GUNTER]

9.00 p.m. Wait for mummy to go to bed.
10.00 p.m. Sneak downstaits to switch computer on.
10.05 p.m. Captain Stabbin
10.07 p.m. tissues
10.10 p.m. Thumbzilla
10.15 p.m. tissues
10.18 p.m. Free6
10.22 p.m. more tissues
10.26 p.m. Hardcore Junky
No need for tissues, run out of fluid
10.28 p.m. Clear all internet history and temporary files
10.30 p.m. Switch off computer
10.31 p.m. Pop into kitchen, make a cocoa
10.35 p.m. Creep up to bed careful not to wake mummy

 

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Bloody hell, I did exactly the same thing tonight

 

[GUNTER]

I've heard he is so stoopid he is so ashamed of reading the Daily Star he wraps it up in his copy of "Double Penetrated Housewives" so nobody will see it!