Vote: Off Road Electric WheelChair!

[Marc]

In the upcoming Gagdet Cup the elderly inspired invention of the Off Road Electric WheelChair makes its appearance in Group 6!

Vote for the one thing we will ALL be using by the time we're 70 at least, think of those Pub steps you need to get up! think of the fun to be had up the downs or down the beach...going somewhere where mediocre Electric WheelChairs have never gone before!

Here are some examples taken from our website:
http://ra.disabilityexpo.com/off-road.htm

The BeachComber - Get down the beach and WOW the semi-naked chicks with this piece of equipment:

The Six Wheeler: This multi-talented vehicle is ideal for hunting, fishing, farming and parks.

Those and more can be found on the above website link, but dont forget the Daddy....the one that will be used primarily in the Vote and also when Man sets foot on Mars...the ultimate Off Road Electric WheelChair - the Mars Express:

 

[Stumpy Tim]

Corruption of the highest order.

Vote disqualification for this piece of junk

 

[Marc]

are the first two pics working for anyone? damn things appear gone to me go to the website for them.....genius anyway, think I might order one now

 

[tinx]

Why choose a gadget that you have to wait to use.


Everyone needs the NavLAv

When the seat is down, the LavNav shines a gentle green light across the seat. When the seat is up, the LavNav's shines a red light directly into the bowl.

Makes the toilet safe and easy to see at night.

Bathroom lights can be painfully bright in the middle of the night. So why switch them on?

Guys, is the girl in your life always complaining that she has to go paddling after you're been to the loo in the middle of the night? Does she moan when she falls into the toilet because you left the seat up during the evening?

Incorporating a nightlight, visual targeting system, and "Put the damned seat down!" reminder technology, the LavNav is a practical solution to those familiar issues.

The LavNav turns on when you approach in the dark, and turns off after you leave, shining gentle yet sufficient light where you need it, when you need it.

Better yet, the LavNav uses RED or GREEN light to cleverly show the position of the seat.

Already receiving great acclaim in the USA (see reviews below), we are proud to bring LavNav to the U.K.

"Missed targets at the toilet in the middle of the night may well be a perennial problem, but [LavNav] aims to ease the crisis with the latest in sensory technology."
Elisa Batista, Wired.com

"For every problem in this world I’m convinced that there’s someone out there working on a solution. I’m happy to announce that one of those problems has been solved. No longer does anyone have to fumble in the dark to find ... the toilet."
Gary Krakow, Columnist, NBC

Requires 2 x AA batteries (not supplied).




And all for the bargain price of £19.99

 

[Theatre of Trees]

Gents! Have a posh date tonight? Think there is something missing with your appearance? Feeling unconfident when you look in the mirror? Frightened your unsightly nasal hair will put your lady of her Consome?

Your problems are over, a quick snip with the nasal hair trimmer removes unsightly nasal hair so fast that your date wil be begging you for it after the first course.

vote now for the nasal hair trimmer

 

[Marc]

Ladys & Gentlemen....I represent....the Spork!

A spork is a blend of spoon and a fork. It is round like a spoon, and shallow enough to consume liquids, with 3 or 4 tines, or prongs, on the end that act like a fork. The prongs may be used to consume substances like meat and poultry.

 

[Gazwag]

Impressive use of avatar advertising by tinx

 

[Titanic]

Don't rely on your nose... or spotting the skid marks...

The ARSE/FACE towel can save so much distress and embarrassment.

http://www.gobaz.com/detprod.asp?ProdCode=3016

Vote ARSE/FACE - you know it makes sense!