(Sadly it's rumoured that the producers are going to stich him up on tonight's show after yesterday's arguments with Shell and Dan.)
"My DNA stands for Dis Negro's Attractive"
"When I’m with a woman you could call me the milkman coz I always deliver."
"I’m gonna treat this game like having sex with a beautiful woman. You obviously have to make her feel good, warm it up a little – when it’s all ready, go for full penetration."
"Nadia aka Hack Jaw aka Mrs Jimmy Hill Jaw aka Sink the f**king Titanic with my jaw."
"Kitten is more wobbly than Rik Waller doing a belly dance on a three legged table."
"It’s time to pick those suckers off one by one. That’s how it’s going down."
On michelle..."If I was single I'd bang her"
"A beer in the hand is worth two in the fridge"
"I’m one smart son of a b*tch!"
"They call me ‘The Slick’ coz I always get the job done."
"You’ve got to stalk your prey properly. Let her drink at the watering hole and then pounce."
"Ideally I’d like for Emma to leave to free up some room in the bathroom coz she shits like ten times a day! It’s like physiologically impossible. There are no bounds where the WC world and she’s concerned."
"Yeah you know if we were on the streets it wouldn’t have gone down like that. No one wants beef with me man, you know what I’m saying."
"Emma maybe the most stupidest person on the face of this earth and I think that her time would be better spent in four years of night school learning her alphabets again."
"They call me the plumber coz when I get close to women and start working I like to lay pipe, you know what I mean?"
"When it's stiff, you know, I got girth! They call me the girth man."
"There’s a sayin where I come from, cut the grass and the snakes will show their faces."
To Davina "Oi! This ain’t no BT phone ad!"
"If you’re going to cheat on somebody it should really be with someone better looking."
"If we were outside it’d be a different story I’d tell you that."
"Some men will rise to the challenge other men will fall,
When it comes to the come down if you can’t swim you’ll drown,
And one way or another who will be the victor?"
"Anyone who can approach a black man they don’t know and call him a ****** on the first night just does not think."
"I'd like to be richer than Bill Gates, so I can walk up to him and say 'What's going on, boy?'"
"I don't walk on eggshells for nobody. You can give someone leeway if they've got a problem, but no one talks to me with disrespect."
"Before me there was many, after me there will be none, I will not stop here until my work is done."
"I plan to go to gay bars so I can meet girls without competition"
"Bring it straight to Victor and say what you've got to say."
"I first thought Emma had a face only a blind mother could love."
"Time goes slower in here than Vanessa Feltz metabolism"
On Emma "She’s like an animal, even a monkey has more brain power than her."
"I’m a contender, you know a champion, depending on how you come back shows how good a champion you are."
"Men don’t mind good looking lesbians"
"I’m going to get ill if you keep giving me cold showers, I’ve got the sniffles already".
Talking about the cameras "You can't take a shit without a fibre optic camera pointing up your arse."
"Fat women are like mopeds, they're both alright for a ride until your mates see you with them."
"I always tell my friends when they get into arguments with old people, I stop them and say 'look, don't argue with this guy - he probably killed people in World War Two. 'He's killed before and he'll kill again!"
Talking about his game plan "I’m gonna take my time ... make them think that I'm not a threat ... and then alpha-male them to death."
Victor (to Stu): "It's ok for you, you are gonna get your thing hard tonight... what kind of day have I had? I’ve walked in on Ahmed. (In the loo) not once, but twice... straining as he turns to look at me... what kind of a day is that?"
"Let them have their mourning time... then I'm going after the rest of them [Nadia, Marco and Michelle]. If they came in here to have fun, they should have saved their time, gone to the funfair instead."
"Men can sleep around and get high fives from their mates… But women get called slags in reality",
"It is time to separate the wheat from the chaff, the weak from the boys."
"Let this be the first time the bad guy wins."
"To be the man you got to beat the man. And I am the man."
"Better not drop the soap in the shower there are too many gay and bisexual guys in here."
"Let me give you some information... everyone in there still loves me! Why is that, people at home? ... I'm a loveable rogue. You can't help but like me - I grow on you like moss... it's just one of them things."
"Nadia seems to have found a way of harnessing TRAPJAW'S (from He-Man) DNA and fusing it with her own to create some new being."
"I waged the war on terrorism and become the George Bush of this house and my administrative team doesn’t like terrorists."
"The first person I see booing me, I have a lung full of spit for them."
"Man I hate flip-flops, they mess wiv ma walk!"
"Sometimes people take my kindness for my weakness."
"All I’ve got is my pride and my balls."
On Nadia "Sometimes I catch her looking at me from the corner of my eye, meaning she either fancies me or wants to kill me."
"If my son ain't outside here when I leave, I'm gonna jump over the barriers and catch the night bus home."
"I thinks it’s about time we started mixing it up in here, get a bit f**kin’ lively." (Kicks Pillow)
"Dan has his tongue so far up their arse he could put colonic irrigation companies out of business"
"Everyone calling each other chick, It's like Old Macdonalds farm out there"
On Dan, "He's seen more butts than a nightclub ashtray"
"Slick Man, The V.I.C, Ghetto V.I.P, Mess wit me, an I'll leave you R.I.P.....Can I have some bread and milk please?"
