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ATFC Seagull

Aberystwyth Town FC
Jul 27, 2004
5,399
(North) Portslade
Feel like a virgin, then feel like an 18 year old, two very different things...

Alright, steady on. Not everyone gets lucky aged 17 in a hotel swimming pool!
 








KZNSeagull

Well-known member
Nov 26, 2007
21,272
Wolsingham, County Durham
It is just another tool to aid the exploitation of women.

Ask any self respecting woman whether they would like feel like a virgin again and therefore recreate the feelings they had on their first time and I suspect that the answer will be no much more often than it is yes.
 








Sussex on Leith

New member
Sep 11, 2003
963
Leith
If it's not a wind-up (or even if it is), kudos to the manufacturers for saying that it "fills a gap in the market". Marvellous scenes.
 






Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,799
Location Location
Why bother with expensive creams, when a carefully aimed donkey-punch will do the trick.
 


This is an old product - they sold it all last season at Selhurst Park to the crowd.
Apparently it went under another brand name called "Watch The Cnuts Disappear"
 














Bladders

Twats everywhere
Jun 22, 2012
13,672
The Troubadour
Hmmm......... could see a cock enlarging cream being just as effective

hmmm, Fanny tightening cream , cock enlarging cream, you'd need extra lube cream now just to get one to fit in the other.

......then add in the 100 orgasm a day woman and you'd soon need snorkels!
 




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