Unbelievable!

[jakarta]

Given the number of w*ankers that post on here how can this be true?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-37786576

 

[Insel affe]

The UK's first national sperm bank has stopped recruiting donors less than two years after its launch, it has emerged.
The National Sperm Bank said it was unable to fund further donor recruitment, having successfully only taken on seven men.
It was set up in October 2014 to help tackle the shortage of donors, particularly at NHS clinics.
The Department of Health say the NSB's demise will not affect people's access to safe sperm donation services.
A shortage of donors often drives patients overseas or to unregistered services....
.


Que the Daily Mails headline Friday...

Bloody Foreigners donating all their sperm to our ladies.....

 

[Guinness Boy]

I've heard they just moved it to a Tesco car park in Kent.

 

[Prince Monolulu]

 

[Hamilton]

Come again?

 

[KVLT]

I've heard they just moved it to a Tesco car park in Kent.

Are you sure it wasn't a Sainsbury's car park in Croydon?

 

[Guinness Boy]

Are you sure it wasn't a Sainsbury's car park in Croydon?

Pretty sure, yes.

http://www.northstandchat.com/showthread.php?344448-Really-stupid-things-you-did-as-a-teenager

 

[ManOfSussex]

I'm surprised it shot it's bolt so prematurely.

 

[Theatre of Trees]

Lots of last minute withdrawals, apparently.

 

[Insel affe]

I guess UKIP are right and there are more wankers abroad than the uk.

 

[ManOfSussex]

I'm pleased the NHS only endowed it a one-off money shot of £77,000 though rather than swallowing up something bigger.

 

[Buzzer]

I'm sorely tempted to make a Marc Almond-related joke but I think that probably crosses several lines.

 

[el punal]

The National Sperm Bank has announced to its members of its Christmas Carol Concert to be held at the beginning of December. Members old and new are asked to join in and sing lustily to Oh Come All Ye Faithful . . .

 

[SUA Seagull]

Sadly, the National Sperm Bank has today succumbed to the global w*nking crisis and is suffering from a severe shortage of deposits and far too many withdrawals, leading to a major liquidity shortage. A mere seven depositors had to work hand over fist to keep up with demand, in the face of stiff competition. A spokesperson for the bank said “We’re finding this hard to swallow, but sometimes one has to take it on the chin. Our lack of depositors was, in hindsight, merely a taste of things to come.” The bank was to have sponsored a Star Wars sequel featuring Hand Solo, but has had to pull out of the deal.

 

[whitelion]

Sadly, the National Sperm Bank has today succumbed to the global w*nking crisis and is suffering from a severe shortage of deposits and far too many withdrawals, leading to a major liquidity shortage. A mere seven depositors had to work hand over fist to keep up with demand, in the face of stiff competition. A spokesperson for the bank said “We’re finding this hard to swallow, but sometimes one has to take it on the chin. Our lack of depositors was, in hindsight, merely a taste of things to come.” The bank was to have sponsored a Star Wars sequel featuring Hand Solo, but has had to pull out of the deal.

Was the spokesperson wearing a pearl necklace?

 

[SUA Seagull]

Was the spokesperson wearing a pearl necklace?

 

[jakarta]

Won't anyone think of the Children?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUspLVStPbk