Two Kerry Mayos. Two Nathan Jones's. Two Adam Hinshelwoods...

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

That synchronised warm-up by Jonesy and adam el-Abd was downright freaky. Separated at birth or what? As one wag shouted: 'Its a mirror!'. And rumour has it that Man Of The Match was a case of mistaken identity. It was actually bottle-blonde Adam Hinshelwood that won it, not bottle-blonde Darren Currie

 

[Trigger]

The bloke behind me thought they were both John Piercy.... (El Abd & Jones)

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Which reminds me...

Did you hear about the Spanish fireman who's wife gave birth to twins?

Called them Jose and Hose B

 

[BensGrandad]

or the Irish man who divorced his wife after she had twins because he knew he was he father of one of them but didn't know who was the father of the other.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

 

[Kinky Gerbil]